Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! They all belong to the rightful owners. NOTE: These are not to be used offensively and are only for laughing matters! :) stel & sel

[Wattpad Featured Story] In the pleasant Town of Bedford, an old woman created herself a secret, a twisted and depraved way to get what she wanted. Kelly Anderson, a sweet girl with a wonderful family, seemed to be her latest prize in this perverse scheme. Trapped in a house of horrors, Kelly finds herself stuck with three other prisoners: a small boy, a strange girl, and a teenage boy that might just be her salvation or her downfall. Will Kelly's dad, the Chief of Police, finally string the clues together and find her? Or, will she be the next victim to fade away forever? Will she remain sane and never lose hope? What do her captors want from her? Go see for yourself who survives in the House that evil built. *** Featured Story (10/08/2017) Highest Rank #7 (20/08/2017) Inspired by an episode of criminal minds

You've heard of Were-wolves right? Vampires, Pixies, witches and wizards. Maybe even read a few on Were-beasts, you know the wide spectrum of furry people, sorry people that turn furry or feathery. But have you ever heard of the opposite? Sybelle Vertigo has a soft spot for animals, especially those cruelly mistreated stray black cats. she scoffs at the old folktales of Witches Familiars, or the urban myths that they bring bad luck. She thinks those people are to stupid to understand. When she finds a poor abandoned black cat on a rainy day, it will change her life. Sybelle is going to realize how small her world has been up to that moment. But her kind nature may be her undoing in a world where everybody is her enemy and her only friend is a not so simple Black cat.

Nova was never really fond of superheroes. From their capes to the idea that a woman could serve as little more than a device to further the endless conflict of good and evil, you have to admit she's got a solid argument. It's a bit ironic that she doesn't like them because they seem to love her. After a chance encounter leads her into the arms of the hottest hero around, Spitfire, Nova is thrust into a world of capes and crusaders that just can't seem to let her be. Cover by @Sinadana

This is Alexis' Freshman year, when she wants to try something new, she tries out for the school color guard team, and makes it. After practicing and learning the parade routine, she is introduced to the marching band, she meets this boy.

She was so powerless and felt useless she had no confidence in her self. She almost ended her life until a little kitty came along

"I am going to haunt you forever." That's the promise that Breanne makes her killer. He cannot dump her body in the river and simply have his crime washed away. The detectives assigned to her case can't seem to pin anything on him, and her parents are beginning to believe the lies he tells. But Breanne is going to make sure he pays.

This version is being discontinued! What can I say, it sucked. But I did have a lot of readers that I owe so much to so I've decided to rewrite it. Thank you all so much for supporting me! You can skip to the last chapter for more information New version out now!

"It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just some idiot in spandex." Arabella Jones is your average American teenage girl, she even lives in one if America's most prosperous cities, Empire City, California. She's a sucker for the performing arts and owns two bookcases full of young adult novels. Well maybe she's not so much like your average American teenager. Everything in Arabella's life seems to be finally going perfect, right up until the city's most famous superhero come barging through her widow at two in the morning on a school night. All she used to have to worry about was what part she was going to get in the musical and if the boy she's been crushing on since freshman year likes her back or not. But these worries are nothing compared to her newfound super stalkers. Now it seems that the city's only hope, and her's, is a teenage boy dressed in spandex who still hasn't learned not to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.