The Art of Needing Flowers

[featured] ❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞ ❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞ ❝Just give me the order.❞ ❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞ ❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending them to yourself.❞ ❝That's beside the point!❞ ❝Okay, so remind me, why...