Five years have passed and finally, Timi is back in the Philippines. Being away and studying culinary abroad, Timi thought she've finally moved on from every pain that she experienced on her teenage years. But the moment she've seen the billboard of Ice in EDSA---now a famous vocalist of the band Endless Miracle---parang nanumbalik lahat ng sakit na naramdaman niya noon. Now that Timi and Ice have crossed paths again, she vowed to herself na hinding hindi na siya magpapaloko dito. But will she be able to resist when after all this time, she've never stopped loving him?

Black Series II: I'm Casimir Ramirez. Three words, I DON'T CARE. Shut the hell up or I'll destroy you.

Maria Georgianne Marfori loved Noah Elizalde more than anything in this world. Ganon din halos lahat ng mga babaeng kilala niya. Yes, he's probably that hot and adorable. Kaya naman ay maaga niyang natutunan ang pag mamahal ng walang pag aalinlangan at takot. Kailanman ay hindi niya naisip na darating ang araw na susuko siya at mapapagod. Never. Noah will end up with her no matter what. But is it really right to love him intensely at a very young age? Her family didn't believe in love. They think it's pure sentiment. They think purely loving someone with your heart was wrong. Binigyan tayo ng Panginoon ng puso at utak. Puso, para maramdaman ang sentimento. Utak, para mapag isipan kung dapat bang tanggapin ang sentimento ng puso. We have to identify who's the better judge. But then again, do we always have that chance to judge? Paano kung ipaglaban mo man iyon ay wala ka parin namang halaga? How are you going to fight for your heart when you know from the very beginning you will lose? That you are Worthless? Why do we all want this? To love what does not love us. To leave those who want to stay. To push away those who want to stay close. To treasure what is worthless.

My Stupid Groom. Mababawi ba ni Candice kung ano ang dapat sakanya? mababalik ba ang dating relasyon nilang dalawa? sasang-ayon ba ang tadhana sa plano ni Candice na buohin ang pamilya niya at kunin muli si Daniel kay Cheska? A story that will surely touch your hearts. (MY BRAT BRIDE: BOOK II)

Black Series I: I'm Kathryn Penelope Torres. "Pretty and smart" that's what I always get from others, except him. I'm Daniel Clifford "Black King" Ramirez. Leader of Black Cards. Choose, mess with us or you'll die.

Im Kath, and Dj is my Super-ex-Boyfriend. (= A KathNiel Fanfic. :">

the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.