Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

**Only the bonus chapter is paid, the rest of the story is (and will stay) free!!** Libby Marks-Whelan is decidedly not a lady. Kicked out of nearly every finishing school in the country, she's shocked when her demure, straight-laced cousin Ella invites her to the royal court as attendant during her debutante season. What Ella fails to realize, however, is that Libby's brand of mischief is exactly the kind of distraction Prince Andrew is looking for during his inaugural season as an eligible bachelor. Cover designed by Adam Budny

Exes aren't supposed to end up as best friends. Exes-turned-bff's should never have a one night stand. Dexter and Hadley do.

« two different people. same stubborn personality.» You and Min Yoongi never got along. However, little did you two know is that the both of you are more alike than what you thought you were. unedited & cringey | ©liquorss { BEST RANKING ; #38 IN FANFICTION 11.3.19}

Sang Sorenson is almost 18 years old and never had any friends, boyfriend, first kiss, or even talked to anyone her own age. She was forced to never leave home by her Stepmother. So what happens when she has to go into town to get a job? Sang Sorensen's life is about to begin with adventure, romance, and a lot of fun with "some" very hot and charming guys. Sang makes friends with a dog named Max. Max and the boys act strange around each other. He's not like any other dog, but Sang doesn't know that due to her being locked up her whole life. Who is Max? Why is he so different? What's his secret? Why do the boys and Max act so weird around each other? What's going on? There's something almost magical happening. This isn't some fairy tale. Or is it?

A new girl moved in next to the Asahina's home, and having a busy life and dark secrets knew nothing of love. But, what if she stole the brothers' hearts and they soon gave her a taste or two of romance HIGHEST RANK: #1 ɪɴ Brothers Conflict #1 ɪɴ Anime Romance

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘮𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺... 𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘴 *･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ 🌻 ╰┈➤ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 tamaki's twin sister seeks to alter her fate by 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝗼𝗿 ╰┈➤ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 tamaki's twin sister's strife to be a villainess instead results in her becoming 𝘖𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 🌻 ❝ 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘪! 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯! ❞ ❝ 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪. ❞ 🌻 ➳ 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙙 "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙊𝙣𝙚"

Meet Lana. A professional third wheel at her finest. You would think being the school's power couple third wheel has its perks. But really, she's just faced with a shit ton of making out everyday. Her loud, feisty attitude gives off a too crazy first impression for what you would assume would be a quiet camera chick. As a well rounded girl, Lana chooses to stay out of the center clique, despite being the co captain of the cheer team. But with all her third wheel qualities and all, Lana soon finds out her whole high school career isn't based on the limelight of just her popular friends. Reason: Grayson Christensen