Here is a few things that no matter what mood you're in, will always make you laugh.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Read them all! They're not guaranteed to scare the fuck out of you, but they're fun to read. Enjoy! These are not mine. All of the two sentence horror stories are from www.Buzzfeed.com