"I'll only ever come to love one thing, and thats pizza." "Give me twenty eight days to prove otherwise." #65 In Short Story (Dialogue category) 6/21/17 :) *old story*

"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?" "Hey-" "Does a postman deliver his own mail?" "MYSTERY PERSON!" "Yes?" "I don't know the answers to your stupid questions." "Okay then, how's life?" ---------------------------------------- Hello fellow readers! Thank you for clicking on my book, I hope you enjoy it. This book is from my imagination so please don't steal it. Highest ranking in short story: #5 ** this story is completed ** My story is edited but I know it's not perfect. If anyone finds any spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to comment in the comment section. Thank you.

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18

Highest Ranking #3(29.08.16)(17.09.16) #5(27.08.16) #6(24.08.16) #8(23.08.16) (27.07.16) #9(21.08.16) #11(01.08.16)(20.05.16) #95 on projectgiggle (30.06.18) #26 on #breakstereotypes (23.06.20) ••• * We are never ever ever getting back together. * * Never say never ;) * * You are lame, Mr. No. * * Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you see I'm a human too? * A story in which a boy secretly messages a girl. Yeah, yeah you got it right... He texts lyrics. ••• Critics - "Your writing is beautiful too and the idea of this story is very original. Keep writing and inspiring others, you're doing amazing so far." ~Eve_The_Spy, author of Waffle Cones and many more amazing books. (I still can't believe she replied!) ••• Cover credit :- @kitkatonduty [ latest ] @incendia- Editing - @incendia- [ author's note ] @kitkatonduty ©All rights reserved_by kitkatonduty_2016

a series of phone calls between may and the misunderstood ⇝ ❝you little stalker! i am going to ask you think one last time, who are you and why are you calling me?❞ ❝i'm the misunderstood and this little stalker just needs someone to understand❞ dialogue story//© voidann-

"Hey babe. Last night's sex was amazing, wasn't it?" "Um...whaaa?" *** in which a guy accidentally calls the wrong number and makes a bond with a stranger.