¡Y aquí volvemos! Después de 400, ¡400! chistes, vamos a intentar llegar a 600 :D Sigamos con nuestras chorradas de PJO, HOO, Crónicas de Kane, pruebas de Apolo y Magnus Chase y los dioses de Asgard. Puedes leer esta sin ver las anteriores, que serían: -Chistes para mestizos -Chistes para mestizos... 2! Nos leemos! ATENCIÓN: solo mestizxs/semidiosxs, magxs de la casa de la vida e einherjis (sé que ese no es el plural, pero me rallo si intento escribirlo bien), nada de mortales! LAS FOTOS NO SON MÍAS, LAS HE SACADO DE INTERNET. LOS CRÉDITOS SUELEN ESTAR EN LA PROPIA FOTO. LOS "DEMASIADO DISNEY (3.0)" SÍ LOS HE ESCRITO YO, DERECHOS DE AUTOR

Just a bunch of different one shots about our family of empty cups!

In The Rick Riordan Universe, Roman and Greek Mythology meets Norse Mythology Enjoy! I am aware that there is Egyptian Mythology too, but unfortunately I haven't read the Kane Chronicles, so I'll have to leave it out. Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, the author that I stated above does (Rick Riordan), but this is my own story. (Written before 'Magnus Chase and the Ship of the Dead') 1k - 17/5/17 5k - 18/11/17 10k - 4/6/18 20k - 5/6/19 30k - 1/2/20

DISCLAIMER: I in no way own the Magnus Chase series or characters, nor do I own this book title. All characters belong to Rick Riordan. PLOT SUMMARY: Loki is free, and following in his wake are Magnus, Alex Fierro, Blitzen, Hearthstone, Annabeth, and her boyfriend, Percy Jackson himself. Their mission is to scout out Loki, capture him, and return him to his prison deep in the Earth. Stakes are high, and the if the quest goes wrong, Ragnarok won't be close behind. TABLE OF CONTENTS: 1. A Pyromaniac Lends us a Ship 2. Just Give this Peter Johnson Guy a Break 3. Dishwashers are Irrelevant 4. Resisting Loki: A DIY Brought to You by Alex Fierro 5. Keeping Up with the Chases (Episode 5) 6. Sword-Fighting 101: With Percy Jackson 7. Thor Makes a Guest Appearance (Featuring Otis and Marvin) 8. Percy is a Terrible Goat-Sitter 9. We Narrowly Avoid the Sea of Monsters (Whatever that is) 10. Shape-shifters Must Unite (We Get Some Help from Frank Zhang) 11. Sam Low-key Hates Loki: And Other Puns 12. Blitzen Designs us Armor (At Least We'll Die Fashionably) 13. Nico Needs a Doctor's Note 14. This is Not the Time for Practicing Aerodynamics 15. Traveling by Land (We Hit the Road) 16. This is Not a Coming-of-Age Roadtrip 17. Alex Loses It 18. We Locate the Fugitive 19. Samirah is America's Next Top Ninja Warrior 20. My Sword Won't Stop Singing Top-40 Hits During Battle 21. Thor Makes a Second Guest Appearance (Featuring My Dad) 22. Alex has Daddy Issues 23. We Avoid Certain Death (Fashionably, Thanks to Blitz) 24. Celebratory Falafel? Yes, Please 25. We Give a Pyromaniac His Ship Back