Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

*Cue ominous voice* ⚠ W̶ͤ̓͂҉̞̻͇̯̫̻͎Á͖̪̣̪̼̟͈̙̲͛̚͘͝R̹͈̭̖͔̭̐̆̿͘Nͨͭ҉̣̻̥̲̘̞̝͜͝I̪̖͚̊̀̋̉̓ͣN̨̺̺̎ͯ͐̇G̑͐̓͟͏͖̭̱͡ͅ ⚠ NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED. MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THIS HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. H̢͚̳͇̱͈̠̦̠̭̄̏͐̂́O̢̬̹͆̋̑̅́͞R̠̱̝̂ͪ̌ͯ̃͛̚R̦̖̋̈̒͛̾͟͞O̝͔͈͚̮͍̽ͯ̀͟Ŕ̶̞̙̫͔͚͙͉̮͕̒ͬ̉́̚ ̍̆͘҉̠̱̪Ṣ̘̼̠̏̍̉ͬ͛ͤ̀̈́̚͜T̰̜͕͉̼̖͂̾̀͜͡O͈͎̼̼̩̭͕̲̻ͭ͆͒ͩ̃R͖̠͉̾̿̎ͦͮ̆ͦ̒̀I̷̛͉͓̯̝̟͓̠̖͑͑̈́̈Ë̤͕̹̫͍͓̪́͒͟͜S̡̨̻̤̝̜ͬͭͮ ̶̹͈͈̄̒̈́͊͛ͮ͒̒͋ͅB̘̙̠̞̑͋ͥ͗̒ͮͩͭͪY̶̡̰̜̩̎͒͒͐̐͜ͅ ̳͚̳͙͆̾͋̕J̪̖̟͉̝ͯͨ̈́̔̃̕͞ALENE ARMSTRONG CONTAINS SCENES THAT SOME READERS MAY FIND EXTREMELY... UPSETTING. THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK CANNOT AND WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE EFFECTS OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. YOU... HAVE... BEEN... WARNED! (This Description Was Inspired by The Amazing World of Gumball Episode 154 - "The Compilation")

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