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Doomed To Love by Shitposters
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John Egbert always felt like something was off with his existence. He felt as though he wasn't who he was suppose to be, like he missed the one opportunity that would change his life forever. But despite this, he has one reason to keep going on with this path he has chosen. And that reason lies behind a smuppet toting man, twice his age. Though just as he is settling in, he finds he is haunted, by himself. By the copies of his friends. By the alpha timeline. (( A doomed timeline, where John never plays Sburb, but instead moves in with the Strider's and adapts to public schooling, and his crush on the eldest Strider. Shenanigans will insue. And who would'a thought, PLOT? IN A FANFICTION???? WOW. ))
Don't Ever Leave Me ( Stridercest ) by Spectrumplays70
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Dave gets weird feelings about his Bro and decides to tell him about it..what he doesn't know is that Bro feels the same way
Brojohn by That_one_bro
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This fanfic includes dirty taking, daddy kink and plenty other more to come! Enjoy! ~
That moment when no-homo no longer applies by ronweasleyisgod
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Hello! I'd just like to credit my title to shimigamiloveyaoi. I asked for suggestions, and I got some! I probably would not have even made my second update without that inspiration. So thanks! John loved visiting Houston. He got to see Dave, a few Houston sights, and of course the warm weather was a nice change. But on top of that, one thing managed to overrule everything else. Bro Strider.
But who needs time? || pepsicola fanfic by whateverhs
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This is old and I wrote it a good two years ago. My grammar is very bad and I'm very sorry. I'm not in this fandom anymore because of personal reasons but I'm trying to make a few more updates. Sorry.
DirkJohn- Truly Beautiful by servampsleepyash
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This is a Post SBURB au DirkJohn thing. There will be other couples mentioned (DaveKat cause my sis and my friend ship it also JaneRoxy, Rosemary) but these will not be the main focus of the story. There may or may not be smut (any chapters with smut will say so at the beginning of the chapter). Sadly, I do not own Homestuck. Nor do I own Dirk Strider or John Egbert. These are not my characters. NOT. A. SINGLE. ONE. Andrew Hussie owns Homestuck and all the associated characters. Also loosely based off of an rp I did a few months back with one of my friends.
Of The Captive by THG_PJO_DWfreak
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John is thrown a curve-ball when he finds out his best bro is being abused and that he's pretty depressive. But how does all that change when Dave's brother kidnaps him and it's then the both of them being abused? Originally titled 'Even Egderp Has Nightmares' Also, I know the first couple of chapters suck, It gets better. I promise. I'm planning on editing them soon.
My Only Love (A JohnDave Fanfic) by OhMyHamburger
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A love story between John Egbert and Dave Strider. Is John straight like as he says or is he a homo as everyone says? Will him and dave hook up? Things sart getting good, the bad, then bad to worse. Everything wasn't to end up like this. Read and find out what happens (o.O') :* *INCLUDES SMUT*
Stridercest by scarystrider
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Just a really kinky Dirk X Dave smut story that is on going.