Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

After Jeff the Killer murders a young girl's mother, the girl stumbles onto an old house- Jeff and Jack's home- in a rainstorm, looking for her lost mom. Eyeless Jack kills the girl and expects that to be the end of it. Until the survivor comes back for revenge.

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A young woman has the displeasure of meeting Jeff the Killer when he tries to murder her. Everyone has an adam's apple.

This story tells about two life long friends separated when the girls father gets a job in another state.