Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

*** "*Sobs* I'm so happy to have a character that's exactly like me." - @TakenUsernameSoz. "This story is so normal that it's unique; a breath of fresh air! Gives us normal girls hope, hi hi!" - @LocalSlayer "This book is seriously my inspiration to not be afraid to show who I am." - @Who_Says_Duh "THAT IS SO ME!!!!! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF VOODOO, MAGICAL BOOK OR SOME SHIT?!?!" - @ThePanther10101. *** Let's face it, none of those cliché situations from movies between a guy and a girl ever happen in real life. I'm not going to end up accidentally bumping into my future husband in a café, spilling a latte over him. I'm not going to go up to some random stranger and ask him for directions and he'll become mesmerised by the colour of my eyes and fall in love with me. The window of my bedroom doesn't happen to be situated opposite to that of a 'bad boy neighbour'. I was daydreaming, again. Something I do on a daily basis. Nothing different, right? Well, let's just say I didn't snap out of my little 'trance' until I saw a guy waving frantically at me, smiling. Oh shit, he's hot. He probably thinks I was checking him out. Great, now he's coming over. Kill me. *** • Highest rankings: #1 in Modeling - #1 in Awkward - #3 in Humor.

*Update-- this was my first story I ever wrote & completed. It was 2016, and I was 17- so I apologize in advance for some of the potential cringe-factor you may encounter 😬 Thanks!* Meet Kyleigh Hawthorne. She's The New Girl At The Local High School, And She's The Type Of Smart-Ass Girl That Doesn't Take Any Shit, And Doesn't Like To Associate With Players... Until She Meets Conner And Cory Shaw. Meet Cory And Conner Shaw- Her Next Door Neighbors. They're The Top Dogs Of The High School- Parties, Casual Sex, Drinking, Girls. They Are The Most Popular Guys, And The Definition Of Players. So... What Happens When The Infallible Cory Shaw Starts Taking A Specific Interest In Kyleigh? Insert Cassie Sanders. The IT Girl. The Main Bitch. She's Jealous, And Out To Make Kyleigh's Life Hell, One Way Or Another. Will Kyleigh Make It Through Cassie's Reign Of Bitchiness? Will Cory Ever Get His Chance, Or Will He Be Written Off As Just A Heartbreaker? Read Now, And Lose Yourself!

My name is Callie. I'm 16 years old. my mom is getting remarried to her boyfriend of 4 years. My dad died when I was 6. He was shot. Lets just it at the wrong place at the wrong time. I have a 10 year old sister named Belle. She never meet our dad. then to add to wonderful family I have a step dad and 3 stepbrothers. Cole, Jack, and Justin. Their mom died when they we're 8 in a car crash and all they have left is their dad. Well that was 'til my family came along. Now everything has changed but the question is....Will it be for the better or worse.

Do you know what mermaids love? The open water, swimming with their fish friends, laughing all day long.... You know what they hate? Being caught. Especially by someone who claims to be their mate. ☽ HIGHEST RANKINGS: ☾ #1 in Mermaid #9 in Werewolf #2 in Fantasy #1 in Lost #1 in Sirens ------------------------- !! This book is my first published story, so there are some grammar and bad story plot mistakes! I am fixing some but not all of them since I no longer intend to work with this book but I still interact in the comments with you guys. You've been warned !!

Olivia's mom gets remarried and to her 5 brothers, she gets another 4, including her biggest enemy

Fina is a Enforcers Daughter, she's been harshly trained by her father all her life. On the night of the change, to which you could find your soul mate- Fina finds hers. He's of course the soon to be Alpha, however he doesn't want her. Its not sweat off Fina's back, she's more worried about her Family finding out then being rejected. Her feet carry her to a deeper part of the forest, one she shouldn't of gone into. When things twist and stories become a reality Fina will have to pick what side she wants to be part of.

HIGHEST RANK #27 IN HUMOR *** Life is full of lessons that we need to remember, for Mackenzie (also known as Mace or that girl that always falls over) life seems like a boring routine. Her love life is as lifeless as a corpse With her best friend happily in love with his sweet girlfriend, her nonexistent bad boy is more like an obnoxious jerk rather than a rebel and the golden boy has friend zoned her to many times (82 and counting) Throw in stupid revenge plots, a love triangle that makes no sense, beneficial food fights and midnight Kmart rampages, you are left which a couple theory's to question if you really know what life is about. But first, you have to make a mistake ..it all started with a cupcake @@ Did you really take 16 cupcakes from the shop yesterday? " "Maybe.. "I look to see them staring at me in disbelief "Do you really need 16 cupcakes?" Their eyes flicker between the box of cupcakes and me who has half of one stuffed in my mouth. Hastily I swallow "Okay, to be fair she was going to throw all 24 beautiful delicious cupcakes in the bin. It's a waste and a criminal offence to chuck out something so tasty. So I just happened to volunteer to take them home... without anyone knowing..." I lick some of the buttercreams that had fallen onto my hand. "I believe that's called stealing," a voice says from behind me. WARNING lots of cheesy jokes, embarrassing moments and food

Paisley is often times bullied because of her weight and appearance. On top of that she is being abused by her father. He became abusive after the death of his beloved wife. He ships Paisley off, not being able to deal with her because she disgusts him. When she moves and then comes back to school no one recognizes her. People are shocked to hear that Paisley is back and looking Super Hot. Two best friends, Drew Ackerman and Bryce Shaw, fight to win her over. They both have a "bad boy reputation". Who will win her over? Paisley is wary of both Drew and Bryce. Will they earn her trust? Or will she forever see them as the bad boys they were made out to be? Find out in this book about Paisley and these crazy kids from Weston High.