[pastel dan + punk phil] [warning that this is probably the most terrible written piece you've ever read.] dan howell, a man who wore lilac sweaters and liked coffee as much as he needed to breathe. phil lester, a man with too many tattoos and blue in his hair, with too many things that seemed dangerous about him. one night under the city lights changed everything they believed. pastel dan/punk phil au / around 2015 [highest rank: #601 in dan]

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.

Dan Howell has never been the most social person. He can't be touched, or else he has a major panic attack; he's cold and distant to everyone except his best friend, Cat; all he ever really does is study. One day, an unusually perky boy moves to town and becomes extremely interested in Dan. TRIGGER WARNING: panic attacks and general anxiety

Dan's has a terrible phobia of thunder and after a huge storm, Phil finds out. And things only get worse when someone from Dan's broken past comes back. For him. //TRIGGER WARNINGS: ALCOHOL, ASTROPHOBIA, ABUSE, BLOOD, KIDNAPPING\\ do NOT read if you will be triggered

Phil Lester is a successful Youtuber who lives in a wonderful apartment with a wonderful boyfriend, Daniel Howell. The only thing that is different in their lives is that Dan is Autistic. (The only trigger warnings in this story is self harm, meltdowns, hate and mental illness)

Just a bunch of Phan oneshots for when I have writers block. Enjoy! They're crap at first but I promise they get better (you could even start like halfway through when they start to get a bit better :P) Warnings: *smut, fluff, self-harm, depression, anxiety, studentxteacher, boyxboy, angst, attempted suicide, eating disorders, physical abuse, verbal abuse, abusive relationships, cheating, mutism, homophobia, death, cancer, blindness, bullying, self-loathing, cross-dressing, cruelty to stuffed animals*