(Requests are CLOSED) A collection of one shots featuring you and your favorite NEETs!!!!! Highest ranking: #1 in Osomatsu-San (May 10, 2018) Cover is mine but the art on the cover is not. Art on the cover rightfully belongs to the artists.

NONE OF THE ART BELONGS TO ME IN THIS STORY AND I PROMISE I WILL GET AROUND TO CREDITING ALL ARTIST I realize I should make a good description to catch a wondering reader's eye IT'S ABOUT THE FUCKIN NEETS AND YOU AND THEM ACTUALLY GETTING SOMEONE AND NOT BEING A LONELY LOSER LIKE THE AUTHOR Ft. Chibita cause he gets no love (plus he short)

You love his cheeks, so you decided to have a little fun with them. (art is not by me)

You know what they say. Opposites attract, right? Although you two aren't very that much different after all.

Just a bunch of random scenarios... Just picture Karamatsu being your boyfriend- I MEAN YEAH, YOU SHOULD read this if you like Osomatsu-san. My writing is terrible, so sorry... ♡Credits to Sajohnnyapple on tumblr! For the amazing art!♡

~Like the title says~ Various Osomatsu-san x Reader One-shots ∞REQUESTS ARE OPEN∞

As a shy child, you didn't have much contact with other people and you had no friends. Later on in life you moved away from you parents and settled down in a decent sized apartment with a good paying job. One day while visiting you favorite library, a man with peculiar fashion sense attempted to talk with you. In fear, you ran away hoping to never see a man as terrifying as him ever again. Alas, it was to no avail and he soon rescued you. What will happen to the both of you? Will you be able to overpower you shy nature? Will you relationship with the man blossom into something more? Read on to find out how this story unfurls.

Hey all you Osomatsu-san fans, welcome to my one-shot book, where I'll be writing up some lovely stories about these losers! I had taken a three-year hiatus from this book, but now I have jumped back into this fandom once again, so hopefully, I can make you happy with some more stories! Also, please bear with me when it comes to updating I'm not the best at sticking to a steady schedule, you know school and all that and also I apologize for any extreme out of character-ness, I'll try my best to nail down their characters! But, I hope you enjoy this book, anyway. (Check out that snazzy new cover) This is a female reader and lemon free story. Thanks for choosing to read my book!~ - Bed-Head Otaku

THIS ISN'T A LOVE STORY MKAY.Just thought this would be a funny book to write (all art I use use most likely from plutopiah and blacklimes on tumblr)

Got bored late at night and decided to experiment with one of my favorite animes. You all know the rules: "Can't take it, don't fake it." :^) Rating: M/18+ Anime: Osomatsu-san Pairing: Karamatsu Matsuno x Reader