Suicide Helpline

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." ...

Banana Bus Crew X Reader

Author- Who wants to take a ride on the Banana Bus? Readers- *all riase hands* Author- Then get on motherf**ckers! *honks bus horn*