MinSugaSwag: what is the most believable lie you've ever been told? TragicLies: "I love you" ------- When Jimin runs an account to out liars at his school and Yoongi end up being featured on it.

Chiminie: I saw your new tweet so I was wondering if you wanted a meme? RapGodSuga: why the fuck would I want a meme? Chiminie: memes make me not want 2 die so it'll help u RapGodSuga: you better send me some dank ass Harambe memes --------- When Yoongi is a Youtuber and Jimin somehow manages to get him to respond to his dms

❝ i've come to the conclusion... that you should be my fake boyfriend! ❞ ↝ 170611: 286 in fanfiction © VANTEKTH, NOV. 2016 ↭ PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME.

"Do you have any kinks"? "Peace and quiet". ---------- In which Jimin is somehow 'mated' to an 800 year old vampire who has no idea what the fuck is happening.

When Yoongi was born he was always told to "be a lady". But in reality, Yoongi was never a girl, and never will be. Rated M for harmful words and self harm.

ParkJimin: you're an asshole and I just don't have emotions so like a guess that's relationship goals if I've ever seen any When Jimin has no emotions and Yoongi just wants to date him

Yoongs💤: hey do you have the math homework? Jiminie💕: my alligator ate it sorry bye Yoongs💤: what ------------ In which Jimin knows everything about love advice but doesn't know what to do around his crush.

ParkJimin: oh my god Yoongi you have no idea its so beautiful I wish you could see it! MinSuga: I'm blind you piece of shit. ------------ In which Jimin finds a rude blind boy's Twitter and slides into his dms

AgustD has posted a tweet It's fun being a cold hearted asshole Chimin has posted a tweet @AgustD u gave me the biggest teddy bear in the store on Valentine's Day last year and told me that u thought I was prettier than ur new purebred Husky AgustD has posted a tweet @Chimin ok but I love you that's different I'm just so romantic Chimin has posted a tweet @AgustD u also told me that I was more fire than ur mixtape AgustD has posted a tweet @Chimin R O M A N T I C -------- In which Jimin and Yoongi are best friends who are lowkey (not really) in love with each other

Yoongi is so close to slapping this hell out of the kid who won't stop staring at his lips when he tries to ask for the homework. -------- In which Jimin is still trying to completely adapt to being deaf after a year by reading lips and Yoongi is a grump.