[PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER] "Hello, this is midnight advisor! Having a problem getting it up with your boyfriend? I'm always here to-" "I just wanted to say that I was trying to kill myself a few minutes ago." "Oh, shoot!" Highest: 1 IN FANFICTION [COMPLETED]

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

You were peacefully eating your salad and suddenly you got a text from a random number, and wow guess what? it was a snazzy meme Also this person helps me with everything @dear_idol so thank her for this crack too Highest ranking: Number 2 in Jungkook Number 1 in wow Number 1 in idol Number 1 in crackbook 😂😂 Number 1 in weird Number 1 in texting Number 2 in BTS Lovely cover by @Taepastell

*winner of iconic author of the year award* A womans job was to serve in any way told, and to produce healthy children. . Any women that disobeyed, would be punished severely. . The story of a poor girl who was purchased by the General, and how they changed each other and began to fight for the freedom of women ©chimchimicorn

At first, Jung Hyesoo is just an ordinary BTS fans. But when she learn the truth about her past, her fate changed The past that can even makes a wall between Jungkook and her What will happen to them? Will they be together again? Or they just going to be apart?

"Now that's a good girl." You were on your way to South Korea to see your aunt, who you'd been away from almost a decade. It was supposed to be a two-week journey into a new world, a new culture. It was supposed to be a nice getaway from your parents and little brother. How did everything manage to go so wrong? Instead of getting to see your aunt, you end up on a stolen bus with seven dangerous boys. It doesn't take you long to find out that they're a part of the most notorious gang in all of South Korea. You just happened to be their next target. Where are they taking you? What do they want with you? Why are you so important to them? Will you ever get to see your aunt? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - NOTICE Hiya! Welcome to my first attempt at a BTS AU. Please bear with me and my bad puns. I'm planning to put things like death, violence, fluff, romance, and the possibility of a relationship in. You will be able to choose your own ending! Some chapters will also be featuring the lovely boys from GOT7 and BigBang. Please be patient with me!

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

❝You're sleeping with your professor, aren't you?❞ . . . An accident leaves Elreda Adair riddled with guilt and the town with rumours. She leaves home to have a new start, in a city she isn't known. She intends on laying low as she attempts to block out the demons from her past. Her efforts, however, go to waste the moment she catches the eye of her literature professor, Archer Kane. Archer takes it upon himself to help her with class and their literature novel. The more time they spend together, the further they stray away from a student-teacher relationship, entering dangerous waters. As the sparks between them ignite, things take an enigmatic turn when little discrepancies with the novel catch Elreda's attention. Elreda learns that Archer knows more about her than he lets on and the attractive professor facade may have just been a mask to cover his true intentions. warning: some sexual content! [word count: 50 000- 60 000 words] [Highest Ranking - #1 in Shortstory] Started, 21 Aug 2018 Ended, 08 Oct 2018 © softaura cover by: @marvelity

"I can do whatever, whenever and whoever i want." "Then why don't you just do me?" #1 in blackpink | 14.09.2019 #1 in jenkook | 14.09.2019 #4 in jungkook | 01.12.2018 #3 in jennie | 14.09.2019 Kim Jennie x Jeon Jungkook

In which a girl accidentally sends nudes to the hottest boy in school - Min Yoongi cover done by the amazing @taemptaejeon 💕