The story of an ordinary girl's encounter with an extraordinary hero and what trials and tribulations come after.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Cover by EvangelineDonovan You know what's worse than waking up in a fictional book? Waking up in a fictional book that happens to be a shitty, cliche werewolf wattpad novel. And for sixteen-year-old Calypso Bramer, she's not about to waste this once in a lifetime experience sitting back and watching things go as planned in this cringe-worthy-cliche plotline. Luckily, she's not even the main character of this bad hairdo, and she's free to dedicate all her time to screwing up this stereotypical plot line as much as possible without some possessive alpha werewolf on her tail. Or so she thinks - because, really, what kind of cliche werewolf novel would this be if she didn't have her own mate to worry about? One thing's for sure. This predictable story-line is about to get one hell of a plot twist. - I dedicate this to all those Wattpadians out there tired of pure white wolves with amazing powers, main characters making stupid decisions without someone smacking them over the head, and asshole alpha mates with half a brain. -

[EXCERPT - FIRST 5 CHAPTERS] THE FULL BOOK IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN STORES AND ONLINE! Never trust a guy in spandex. In Abby Hamilton's world, superheroes do more than just stop crime and save cats stuck in trees - they also drink milk straight from the carton and hog the television remote. Abby's older brother moonlights as the famous Red Comet, but without powers of her own, following in his footsteps has never crossed her mind. That is, until the city's newest vigilante comes bursting into her life. After saving Abby from an attempted mugging, Morriston's fledgling supervillain Iron Phantom convinces her that he's not as evil as everyone says - and that their city is under a vicious new threat. As Abby follows him deeper into their city's darkest secrets, she comes to learn that heroes can't always be trusted, and sometimes it's the good guys who wear black.