Girls aren't allowed as pirates, except you were a pirate. But the only reason why you are a pirate is because you look like a man. You were in your young adult years, fighting other pirates, becoming famous. One day you were at a bar, drinking like other days, when you over heard a conversation. They were talking about you, but then one man decided to bring up another man. He was very famous for riding the waves of seas and more. You thought to yourself, a new victim to defeat, but will you defeat him? Or will you be defeated and killed, or will something else happen? Read to find out more!!!

Some silly South Park One-shots, I do take requests so all you have to do is ask. Requests currently closed, no exceptions.