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In which forensic scientist Barry Allen, also known as The Flash, finds himself in the company of a new partner, complicating his life further than it already is when an old enemy resurfaces.

Harrison Wells is back, but from Earth-Two, and he's seeking Barry and Izzy's help in stopping Zoom's plan of destroying both universes. Book three in the 'Sparks Fly' series.

MANIAC MAGEE JERRY SPINELLI WINNER OF THE NEWBERY MEDAL Before the Story They say Maniac Magee was born in a dump They say his stomach was a cereal box and his heart a sofa spring. They say he kept an eight-inch cockroach on a leash and that rats stood guard over him while he slept. They say if you knew he was coming and you sprinkled salt on the ground and he ran over it, within two or three blocks he would be as slow as everybody else. They say. What's true, what's myth! It's hard to know. Finsterwald's gone now, yet even today you'll never find a kid sitting on the steps where he once lived. The Little League field is still there, and the band shell. Cobble's Corner still stands at the corner of Hector and Birch, and if you ask the man behind the counter, he'll take the clump of string out of a drawer and let you see it. Grade school girls in Two Mills still jump rope and chant. Ma-niac, Ma-niac He's so cool Ma-niac, Ma-niac... THIS IS NOT MY STOEY IM JUST GOING TO PUT UP A SAMPLE SO READ AS YOU WISH...

Minato survived the sealing of the Kyuubi as did Kushina. But after the sealing Minato, Kushina, Jiraiya, and Tsunade take the two younger siblings, Naruko and Menma, away to train with the Kyuubi's chakra while they leave Naruto in the village, and only bad things can come from that. After a few years, Orochimaru starts training Naruto only to find him a prodigy like no other with more potential than Itachi Uchiha and Minato Namikaze. How will Naruto react after 13 years, his parents and siblings come home?... Horrible Summary Naruto x Satsuki (Female Sasuke) No Uchiha Massacre for now... Good Orochimaru Sharingan and Mokuton Naruto I don't own Naruto...yet.