I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

"Before I can prepare myself, the whip lashes against my torso. The pain is indescribable. And it doesn't stop. I scream out loud, but in vain. If this is how I'm going to die, I wish it happens faster." * Even nightmares exist for a reason. Meira Esmund has been through what every twelve year old girl should never go through, kidnapped and brutally tortured, she wishes for death, a peace her kidnapper, Bansik refuses to give. After seven years, Meira finds it in herself to escape. Aged eighteen, she is finally reunited with her family. She thought it was a relief that would last forever. It didn't. Yet, even though she is safe in her family's arms, the past will always haunt her mind and soul forever, all she has to do is hold on. But when things start to look up, she starts to come tumbling down the hill again, just when she learned how to stand up again. In the process of finally tasting what freedom truly is, will she find more about the family she never had for years? More importantly, will she finally uncover the dark truth about her kidnapping? And maybe, just maybe, she'll finally stop rolling down that hill. * #46 in Mystery / Thriller (7/8/16) Text Copyright © 2014 Nymisha Summary written by @DriveMeCrayCray

"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" tells of a girl named Alice who falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world populated by peculiar, anthropomorphic creatures. The tale plays with logic, giving the story lasting popularity with adults as well as children.

This book has a very controversial past, due to offensive wording. From Wikipedia: "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is a novel by Mark Twain, first published in 1884. Commonly named among the Great American Novels, the work is among the first in major American literature to be written in the vernacular, characterized by local color regionalism. It is told in the first person by Huckleberry "Huck" Finn, a friend of Tom Sawyer. The book is noted for its colorful description of people and places along the Mississippi River. Satirizing a Southern antebellum society that had ceased to exist about twenty years before the work was published, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is an often scathing look at entrenched attitudes, particularly racism."

When Sam moves to England because of her dad. She has to start a brand new school but she didn't know she was going to make the five greatest friends a girl could ever ask for Harry, Liam, Niall, Louis and Zayn. But they leave school to persure their dreams of being singers. So they leave and audition for the x factor and leave her behind. Three years later there's a knock on her door and she gets reunited with her five best friends again, but one of the boys wants to confess their love for Sam. Before he can, Sam ends up in a coma and forgets them. He has to make her fall in love with him all over again. *DO NOT STEAL MY IDEAS!!* *COMPLETED*