--- the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body. the words appear on your 20th birthday. johnathan "j" schlatt is a tired, sarcastic, broke, coffee-addicted second year business major with a habit of chewing pens and smoking cigarettes. he doesn't want a soulmate, so he keeps quiet. wilbur soot is in love the moment he hears him speak. --- •schlattbur college/soulmate au •usually wilbur-oriented •includes some background ships •lowercase intentional [highest tags - #9 trooper ; #48 schlattbur] !!! MOST LIKELY DISCONTINUED !!! - edited on 5/27/21 to remove techno's real name :] if i'm gonna keep this up, the least i can do is respect that boundary