I blame CrankThatFrank for this.

for crankthatfrank obvs. Ryan is struggling with his Cheezwhiz addiction eventually his local walmart are out of cheezwhiz and ryan takes matters into his own hands to get his beloved cheezwiz

"𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩, 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤. 𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝. 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬." 𝟓𝟔𝟏 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟐𝟔, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟎:𝟐𝟑 𝐏𝐦

I DID NOT WRITE THIS OK!!!! i just wanted to put it on here so more people can "enjoy" this yeah.......... Warning: DONT READ IF SENSITIVE AND VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT READ WITH CAUTION!!!! Edit- #152 in killme

Cringe warning Milk Possible g note Ryden If I know you irl DONT READ THIS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE Emo cringe BTS Dan and Phil Flores fic ( I think ) Notice me papi CrankThatFrank

Oh no what did I write holy fuck

The Ring Fic is actually a very lovely fic created for yours truly, Dan and Phil. Don't worry. No hamsters, chairs, or kittens are in this. :)

Based on CrankThatFrank's "ANSWERING YOUR F*CKED UP QUESTIONS" video, I bring to you, "The Rainbow Fic"

Yes. I'm starting with the milk fic. and yes. you can request. and yes. I will read them first.

A fanfic originally said by CrankThatFrank -Senpai- but I'm writing it for him. I Hope He's Proud. Plllleeeaaassseeee notice this Frank. I wrote right when you video came js.