HEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young (I'm 20 now and don't write in this anymore) so just keep that in mind while reading haha. A lot of things are silly, and the humor is outdated and childish because I was just a kid having fun, so no need to take anything seriously. Also, this was mostly written back in 2015 when a lot of things in the FNaF story weren't really known so a lot of things (such as names) are INCORRECT which I am also completely aware of I simply just haven't gone back to correct any of them and I probably never will. I hope you enjoy my middle school brain's writing as much as I did at the time of writing these chapters. Also... I do not own FNaF, all rights go to Scott Cawthon. Much love, Flash <3

*Completed* There's a new animatronic in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! Her name is (y/n) an she is a mermaid! Will she find love in the pizzeria? And will she fall for a certain pirate that could possibly find the key of her heart? Read on to find out! Update: There are some incorrect information in it for I wrote it all before fnaf 4 came out. Sorry! Warning: Rated M for gore, death and rape, Read on your own risk!

Well I decided that I wanted to make my own funny, but sometimes true, fnaf memes. I hope you all are ready for Freddy.

Book 1 in the Matched for Life Series (There are two versions of this story. The First one isn't complete and the 2nd one I'm currently writing and posting on ream) In the year 4028, the person you spent your life with was born especially for you. It wasn't by fate or a higher being. No, by the year 3073, our genetic bindings were developed in a lab for one purpose and one purpose only... A perfect breeding match. Chrissy Smith enjoyed her freedoms. Before you are born your DNA is made perfectly to suit your Match or what we humans call them...alien spouse. We know not a single detail about or Match. That is until your 21st birthday. One whole month before you're to wed and start breeding. By law, you have to accept your match. Chrissy soon learns that everything she thought to be true is a lie and the world around her is more magical and mysterious than any simple human or pet could have ever imagined. ****This is a sample.

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. Soon arrows fly, myths are awoken, and Lila finds herself part of a deadly supernatural war that could cost her her life, and her heart. Perfect for fans of Percy Jackson and the Vampire Diaries. --- THE PUBLISHED VERSION OF CUPID'S MATCH IS OUT NOW! READ IN KINDLE UNLIMITED! Get your copy of Cupid's Match at bit.ly/CupidsMatch or follow the link in my profile!