New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 You love jokes? Of course you do!! Looking for humour? Well here's Another joke book, to get your head into. Yep now that's what I'm talking about, enjoy this huge collection of Hilarious jokes that will literally have you roftl, please try not to break a rib. Warning these jokes are so funny you'll laugh so much and probably forget your name. Read at your own risk☠

Jessica Redding is the girl at school that no one really pays attention to. She goes to lessons, hangs around with her small group of friends and keeps away from the boys of her high school. Enter Daniel Evens the badboy of his school. He goes to basketball practises, parties hard every weekend and always goes after the girls that he wants no matter what. One night when Jess can't sleep and none of her friends are awake she decides to post her kik name on twitter to see who pops up. She doesn't realise just what's going to happen when this one hot boy says hey.

"Cinderella had till midnight, I have twelve kisses to win back my prince's heart," John wants Metilda to end their marriage.He believes that he has fallen in love with another woman. Metilda agrees but she has one condition. John must kiss her every afternoon in-front of their son for twelve days. On the 12th kiss, something unexpected happens. highest rating so far #1

November Smith -- the girl that everyone knows. The same one that every guy wants to take out on a date. Micheal Kingston -- king of the school, and all of the ladies in it. They drool over his gorgeous looks, and the rich-boy attitude. Except for Nova. She couldn't care less about that boy, unlike every other girl. Micheal doesn't even know her, let alone speak to her. He's never seen her in his entire life. Or so he says. Their parents just happen to be friends from back when they were in high school. So, when Micheal's parents want him to be more responsible and mature, they start a search for his perfect wife who will set him straight and tell him right from wrong. His parents are offering half a million dollars to whoever take a up on the offer. Nova's parents jump at the offer, making their daughter take the position of his wife. The two clash when they meet, immediately hating each other. they despise every last bit. He's a disgusting jerk who doesn't care about anyone but himself. She's a stuck up baby who is a goody-two-shoes. But they'll have to sort everything out when they hear his parents' first words to the married couple. "We want you two to have a child."

[ Featured on Wattpad's Official LGBT+ account! ] Ashley James has tried to hide in the closet for months when she mistakingly kissed her best friend at a party - and the worst thing is, both were sober and one had a boyfriend. She lost several things that night: a $20 bill, a pack of sour patch kids, and her best friend. To bring up Ashley's confidence again, she began to date a boy named Mason Baylor. Everything about her life seemed normal - until a cute girl named May Parker came along to ruin the show Ashley was performing for friends and family, and to teach her that everything will be okay. [ cover by: @bloodytampon ] [ trailer INSIDE by: @listensoftly ]

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

#196 in vampire 10/25 Lily Bradley has had a hard life so far, but what happens when she has the chance to start over in an alternate universe? There is Magic, Monsters, and Vampires. Will it be too scary for her, or will she finally find her happiness? "I love your laugh." Alex stared intently into my eyes like everything else disappeared. I could stare at him for a life time and still not get enough of him. "Where have you been all my life?" I reached up to stroke his face. His skin was so smooth; a contrast to his sharply angled jaw that only enhanced his beauty. He slid his arm around my waist and pulled me into his chest, "Looking for you." He murmured, his hot breath brushed against my ear and sending delicious shivers down my spine. He had that effect on me. I couldn't even think straight. *This book is partially fan fiction from the book Nameless by Lili St. Crow. The characters and plot all came from my own head, i only borrowed the world. This will not feel like fan fiction and you do not have to have read Nameless to read my book

A series of short stories based off of writing prompts. Scary, twisted, supernatural, magical. A bit of everything with a theme. 'The Strange Things' Caution: Strong language and disturbing, graphic images ahead. Disclaimer: Due to some of the content in the short stories ahead, it should be noted that any stigmas, labels, negative opinions or beliefs, and other racy and graphic content and depictions are NOT endorsed or accepted by the author in real life. These are purely fictitious works that do NOT include the author's beliefs, opinions, or way of life. UUPenn is a compassionate, accepting, nondiscriminatory individual that simply enjoys writing horror and bringing fiction to life.

Meet Rose Parker. Youngest Girl billionaire, but only by day. She holds a secret that can make anyone look at her like the most ruthless badass girl they know, which she is but only night. But will that all change when she has one business celebration with the wealthiest billionaire boy as one of her many guests? What she doesn't know is, he too has a past only he knows about, and he is going to try to do the hardest thing anyone has tried. Solving the mystery that is hidden behind her eyes Meet Xavier Love. Youngest Boy billionaire, who has a past he doesn't want anyone to remember. He agrees to go to a celebration for Young Girl billionaire, Rose Parkers, company. She's also the sweetest girl anyone could know and the best businesswoman, but when he sees that little spark of danger in her eyes, he becomes curious to find out what she's holding back, but what he didn't know is that, that curiosity leads him down one hell of a road. ------------------------------------------- "You don't know me." She whispers in my ear, with a hint of danger in her voice. Which turned me on.... A lot. How can this girl turn me on when fucking mad at her! She leaned back smirking. God this girl doesn't know what she does to me. "Really. Then show me what I don't know" I said seductively. Oh but I think I misunderstood what she meant because suddenly I felt her clutched hands hit my jaw. And hard. I laughed while I came back up from the unexpected hit. "You probably fight like a girl" I spit, I can feel the anger flowing through my veins. Oh, but I was wrong. Any guy, including me, would strive to fight how she does. And I learned my lesson after I said that. And the last thing I remember before everything went black, were her words. "You should learn to always fight like a girl." ---------------------------------------- Copyrights: FvckedUpEmotions

those are just some random imagines about our lovely Shawn Mendes :) my instagram is @mendesisourking hope you enjoy & much love!! don't forget to vote if you like it :)