(LONG CHAPTERS!) Joob's original real story including Poot, Becky, Selena and many more! **Strong language**

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She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

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In case you don't know, a sconce is a fancy light on a wall. Justin Bieber gets addicted to buying sconces. But when his sconce addiction gets out of hand, he doesn't want anyone to find out how many sconces he has been buying. Will sconces take over Justin Bieber's life? Will he start being nicer to his chauffeur? Find out in Justin Bieber Won't Stop Buying Sconces.

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