"It was at the beginning of summer 1732 however, that Captain Pines overheard the Tent of Telepathy's deck cadet rant about lost treasure in Mindscape Bay. The boy talked and talked and honestly, Pines had long since tuned him out – lost treasure, yeah right! But when he heard the word 'siren' being spoken, he immediately perked up. When pressed, the boy, a snot-nosed little brat in Stan's humble opinion, started to wax a grand tale about beautiful mermaids, gold beyond imagination and close calls with death. The Captain promptly told him to shut up. He walked out of the inn that night with a new expedition in mind and a smile on his face." AKA the merman!AU nobody asked for, wherein Bill is a siren, everybody else is a pirate and Dipper is somehow (maybe) magical. (Can also be found on AO3) Cover art by maplespyderart

Book 1 in a 3 Book series... Dipper and Mabel Pines are back in Gravity Falls for another summer. They may be sixteen, but the thrill of the mystery is still there! For the past few weeks, Dipper has gotten little to no sleep. Ever since returning to the Mystery Shack, his dreams have been tormented by a certain dream demon... One day, a stranger arrives at the door of the Mystery Shack. Yellow and brown hair, a triangular eyepatch over one eye, a grin on his smug face, the stranger lets out a laugh. "Long time no see, Pine Tree!" Having somehow been trapped in human form, Bill Cipher makes a deal with Dipper... Bill drives Dipper to the brink of insanity with his violent humor and overall aggravating personality, but there's something there making it impossible for Dipper to deny him help, and it isn't just the deal they made... A/N: The style of Human Bill in this story is Life-Writer's style! So...yeah! Just so you know, and so I don't have to try and describe him!

Bill Cipher, the demon who had his powers taken away. Dipper and Mabel Pines, the Mystery Twins, all grown up. Gideon Gleeful, the boy who mysteriously disappeared. When love brews between two unlikely boys, hell threatens to break loose.

My name is Dipper Pines, and... I'm in love with a demon. Now be aware that this isn't some "kawaii sugoi anime" (ugh. I can't believe I just said that.) There are no cute cliches. This is reality. This is as real as real can get.

Tweek Tweak, a 17 year old who works for his parents cocaine filled coffee shop. Craig Tucker, a 17 year old who hides his emotions. What will happen when these two meet and one of them can see the red string? I got this idea off of tumblr, the idea is that there is a red string that one person in the world can see every 5 years. This string is tied onto the thumb of a person and tied to another persons thumb and these people are soulmates. COVER ART IS NOT MINE!! CREDIT GOES TO ITS ORIGINAL OWNER

Craig and Tweek aren't the best of friends considering the fact that Craig bullies Tweek ever since he found out that Tweek had a crush on Kenny in the 6th grade. But what Tweek didn't know was that, that was Craig's way of being jealous and putting him off Kenny. I hope this book doesn't offend anyone, it is South Park anyways. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL rights go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER

[Liar Liar sequel] Carson Reyes, a confused boy who has no idea what he's doing with his life anymore. He once had dreams set for himself, dreams that involved marrying a beautiful girl, kids of his own, with a house by the beach side but all that came crashing down on that faithful day he met Cory Matthews. Everyday after Carson met him has been nothing but a roller coaster ride and things only ever get more confusing for the two when they move to university together, along side their trustee sidekicks. Follow the journey of two confused 18-year-olds' as secrets are unfolded, confusion is raised, and lust becomes too much for even the two to handle.

#2 in the "There's A ...." series He's a bad boy, I'm an angel. He carries a knife, I carry books. He loves violence, I love Pokémon. So how did he get in my bed? What will it lead to and who will he kill when it comes to the light? The dramatic and compelling sequel to There's a Jock in My Bed! Cover by @LoveInsanity

Keegan is a boy who loves affection. He's usually quite peppy and excitable, but everything in life has turned against him. He ends up locking away his emotions and making himself distant from the world, trying to avoid further suffering. He's left a shell of his former self, struggling to get through life. He decides to take time away from his abusive life by going on a week long school trip to collect his thoughts. He is placed in situations he couldn't have imagined. Theo is a laid back jock. He can come off as aggressive and bossy, usually around his friends, though he has a heart and can be quite kind. His life is hectic and full of annoying people. His parents are inconsiderate, his friends are clingy and loud, and the rest of the school sucks up to him, which he doesn't received well. He just wants to be left alone. After deceiving his clingy friends he snuck away on the school trip, hoping he could finally get some peace and quiet. This trip would hold some surprises for him, and maybe even change his life. What future will await these two? Are they destined for greatness, or despair?

#1 & 3 in the "There's A..." series. #2 is on my profile. [Editing] He's popular, I'm a nobody. He's a senior, I'm a freshman. He goes to wild parties, I stay home all night. So how did he end up in my bed? Where will it go from here and how much will he pay to keep it all a secret? (Boyxboy) Cover by @LoveInsanity