Jokes inspired by internet, friends and many of them are made by me!!! Hope you enjoy~~ Are u ready to laugh ur ass out? Then lets begin~

"What happens if he has anger issues. Like he can't control himself." "W-what No, no it can't be. Is this why his always like this?" ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● "He has issues" "No he doesnt!! Please im telling you..." "Y/N pls stop" "JUST SHUT UP! Leave me and HIM alone" "So him punching - abusing you doesnt bother you? Come on Y/N.." "Just..leave me alone"

'I don't even think he will remember me, but I still can't forget how he looked at me that day. It's been two years, he is a superstar, he sees everyday so many fans. I'm sure he forgot me. Anyways, I won't tell him it was me, if I do, it will be childish. I'm so happy to work with them. What else can I ask?' Huna was telling her friend on the phone how happy she was to be able to make her dream come true. To work with Bangtan Boys. To work with Kim Namjoon. Kim Namjoon couldn't believe what he just heard. He knew this new girl from somewhere. 'It's her!!', he says inside. 'I've been thinking about her for two years! It's HER!'

Best Ranking: #4 "You don't strike me as a professional criminal" "That's what makes me so good at it" -- Kim Ji Yeon; a newly appointed police inspector at Daegu, manages to arrest a lawbreaker- Kim Taehyung. Will the jailbird fall in love with the lady officer or worse, will Ji Yeon let the thief steal her heart? - Mafia!Taehyung - Legal guard Kim Ji Yeon - Lots of fluff and some smut around the corners ;) - Mentions of weapons, drugs, deaths, etc. This book is purely fictional and does not mean to encourage any sort of activities. (In short, respect the law. Don't do drugs) © shooknae