evethespy
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"Hello?"
  
  "Um, hey?"
  
  "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy."
  
  "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy."
  
  "Oh, shiitake mushrooms."
  
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Short Story #1 (19/04/18)
2016 Fiction Awards Finalist
  
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