Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Valentina's life was perfectly fine she was a teachers pet, family was happily living, and had wonderful friends. But of course she has a crush like every other teenage girl. Except her crush is Harry Styles the hottest guy in school. But when she starts to develop feelings for her best friend Zayn and he has the same feelings towards her. As she is dating Harry she realizes her feelings for Zayn are more serious than she thought and is now not sure what to do and is going back and forth between Zayn and Harry then is later forced to make a drastic choice