Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Its time to make the world a better place.

After an apparent fatal drowning, Lincoln Parker wakes up alive, fully intact and drenched in the seawater of San Diego Beach. Confused, disorientated and alone, he staggers into the nearest bar only to discover ten years has passed since his disappearance in 1935. Yet, as he stumbles towards a mirror, he learns that his body has not aged one day since his ‘drowning’. Shocked, appalled and with no money or contacts, he is left lingering in the shadows performing odd jobs here and there in order to gather some stability; one of which being a seat filler.

get ready for some hilarious jokes and quotes

These are just basically tumblr text posts that I really like. I didn't make any of these text posts, credit goes to the authors on tumblr. If you find any of these offensive, let me know and I'll take them down. Remember, there is some mature content, cursing and sexual references for example, so I recommend to only read it if you are 13 or older. Thank you and enjoy!