[COMPLETE | AU] Zayn works at Walmart. He hasn't had a boyfriend or even been on a date in forever. He's hounded all the time by his mother to find someone and now that his older brother is getting married, the pressure is on. Zayn wants to find someone, but its hard considering what happened to him in the past. He's then forced in finding someone when his mother sets him up on a blind date. Something happens the night of the date. Something that causes him to hire Liam Payne to be his date for his brother's wedding. Something that turns out to the best decision he's ever made. (Won 3rd place in the Summer Bromance Awards 2015) Warning: Contains strong language and mature scenes. © 2014 by guardianzayngels

Liam goes in to the tattoo shop wanting a screw tattoo, but comes out screwed. He can't let that be over. Zayn was perfect and Liam needs to find a way to see him again. Liam knows what he has to do to see that perfectly-chiseled, raven-haired boy again, even if that means getting completely inked. Is it worth all the pain to see the guy with the tattoo gun? Or will Liam be left with a bunch of pretty pictures reminding him of the times he'd really like to forget?

Whilst Biology was never considered to be Zayn's favourite subject, he's sure he's going to have to reconsider, what with the almighty Mr. Payne teaching the class. How had he never noticed the impossibly sexy man before? [Warnings: smut, boyxboy action, major feels and a tendency for over-arousal, spanking, and probably some bondage. And a threesome.]