Accidentally engaged to her best friends brother. The bachelorette party was perfect-bars, drinking, male strippers-everything the maid of honor planned. After all, her best friend was getting married and she deserved perfection. But... a couple Mojito's later Kat Silva announced her engagement to the bride's brother, Ashton Thatcher. Only, they're not engaged and Ashton can hardly stand being in the same room as her. And yet somehow, they're on a plane to the Maldives playing fake engagement. It's not that bad... It's worse! Now they have to survive the week with his entire family and convince them they are happily in love. It would be easier if Ashton hadn't turned into a stuck-up snob. Where is the man she remembered jumping into every adventurous opportunity? Did he leave him at university before he became CEO of the family business? Maybe she'll remind him how to live life to the fullest and laugh again. That's If she can forget the kiss they shared in her apartment and keep their deal one-hundred percent platonic.

According to the internet, there are at least ten different kinds of orgasms. Luna Lockwood would be happy with just one. She can't tell her A-Spot from her Deep-Spot, and what is the U-Spot even? Taking a cue from the comic book heroes she loves so much, Luna decides she needs some help. An Alfred to her Batman, A Jarvis to her Ironman. Colton Barbosa doesn't only share his last name with a pirate, his penchant for chasing booty is also legendary. He's happy with his life. Really, he is. So when a slight girl spits up tequila all over his chest, calls him a hooker, and accuses him of having an STD, he's not so keen on helping her with her weird request. There's a german speaking crow. A critical look at porn, and a designer boutique neither can set foot in ever again. Luna is a hot mess. Colton is just hot. Together, they're about to get screwed.