Ian has always dismissed the idea of his and Crainer's ship as something only his fans use. But for a special someone, this could be reality, and he intends to make it so. But not for Ian...for himself.

Ian tries surviving high school with bullies on his back, a mental problem, and his friend not being around most of the time like he usually is. His parents have given up on ever having a normal son. But what will happen when they've had enough?

Coming back with a short Crundee story, because I had a lot of fun writing the last one! Ian and Ben are kids. They don't get along, but one day Ben and his mom need a place to stay and Ian is forced to share.