Pete has cancer. Patrick has nowhere to sleep. Cryptozoology: The study of animal life that has not been proven to exist. [Pete is a little bit sad, and Patrick is a little bit strange. Angst, fluff and everything in between.]

Pete and Patrick are in a fucked up relationship. There's more beer and broken promises than there is love and happiness. But no matter how hard they try, they just can't stay away from each other. The pleasure of just being together out weighs the pain of being apart. At least to them. (Not my best work. I woke up one morning and just started typing. This is what my twisted brain came up with. But please, do still read it!)

*Completed Lucy Ann Crowley was left on the highway at age seven. Her mother said she'd be right back. She said she promises. After daddy left mama promised she'd never leave. But one day she did. Eight years later she's fifteen and still without parents. She's been reduced to living in an orphanage. She was put there by the guy who found her. And boy, does she hate that guy. Mama will never find her now. She feels like the only thing left for her to do in life is to escape the her horrid living situation and dreadful life, that is until a particularly famed couple takes pity and adopts her. She slowly sinks into her new life of luxury. Though just because she's living better doesn't mean her life will be that way.

13 year old Aria's life in the orphanage wasn't fun. Each day the fear of being alone for the rest of her life made her worry and depressed. But one day, one of the Fall Out Boy members come in. Aria knew a little bit of them. She got picked. Her whole life turned. As soon as she got to know them, she became a fan, is it okay to fangirl your own family? Her life was weird living with a super star with crazy fans everywhere and tours to go on... and Pete to deal with. (Let's just pretend they all live close together and only need one bus for the tour. I'm a slow writer. Hope you like it!!) Some jokes or memes might be out of date. Please keep in mind that the first few chapters were written when the John Cena vine was around and when P!ATD released Death Of A Bachelor.

==DISCONTINUED== You're at home one night, giving your daughter a bath, when you hear crashing sounds coming from your kitchen. You go downstairs to find your husband, Patrick, throwing glasses down on the floor in a fit of rage. You try to talk to him but he won't listen. The next you know, your feel a stinging sensation in your cheek - he slapped you. Something you never thought he'd ever do to you. The next day, you pack your things and tell him you're leaving him, taking your daughter with you and filing for a divorce, eventually fighting for full custody of your child too. You're scared he'd hurt you again or even worse, your daughter. But he didn't mean to slap you. He was just angry. He was scared. Wouldn't you be too if you were told you were going to die? Find out what happens in the short imagine story, "Scared". ***FIRST FOUR PARTS ARE FROM MY OTHER BOOK "WHEN IT ALL GOES TO HELL"***

Dear Patrick, I feel like such a jerk writing this. But what the hell, I'll give it a shot. I've tried every other method for getting over someone, so I guess this is a last resort. [A collection of letters from Pete to Patrick over the years. This is the first fanfiction I've tried to write, so be gentle with me please. Trigger warning: Suicide and a LOT of angst. But also some fluff. A bit of everything really.]

Skye has lived her life without a father, finding out that the bass guitarist of her favourite band is her dad sends her feelings about have a one into a spiral. Hating the idea of a father figure soon changes when she meets Pete Wentz in the flesh, what awaits them