If you've read Percy Jackson, then you probably know the inside jokes. This book is for you.

The worsts moments in any (cliche or so) Percy Jackson fanfiction. ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!! Inspired by all the rest :)

Percy Jackson is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. He is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. His power scares even the gods. With war approaching will they accept him or will they drive him to their enemy? AU.

Percy Jackson left Camp Half-Blood. He left the world of the gods after losing the love of his life. Lost, he and a couple friends find a new purpose, something that gives their lives meaning when it had none. Now their old lives are calling to them; old friends and family who need them. But haven't they given enough? AU of post HoO.

Nyx is interested in a certain demigod. Who is that demigod and what will she do? Will she act on a whim or will she listen to her maternal nature and help this demigod? What about Thalia? She seems out of the loop and doesn't know what's going on. Much like Reyna. Reyna is extremely upset and completely vengeful, but she is also lost in a warmth growing in her heart. What does all of this mean? This is so confusing for these three demigods, but what about the Primordial Goddess of Night? Can she fathom fate? What is the destiny her course of actions make thread themselves into existence? Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns PJO/HOO. #Wattys2015

Three wars. Three wars, they've gone through. You'd think it'd be enough for them. It's more than enough. It's more than enough for all of them. It's more than enough for any human being. But when the gods smell trouble, and ask them for one last favor. How could they possibly say no? Like this: "NO!" It didn't work. So off they go and did this one last job for the gods, which the gods say is for the better of everyone, and went off to this place where this trouble starts. What is this place? High School. Disclaimer: All Rights to Rick Riordan. Sequel to War of the Gods.

Annabeth dumps Percy after they'd been together for over five years. As a result, Percy is devastated and depressed. He goes to a bar and gets so drunk that by the next day he can't remember much of what happened to him at the bar. Several months later he receives something that he wasn't expecting. I started this story before I read the trials of Apollo so they will not be included in this story.

Percy Jackson had the life everyone wanted, he was the hero of Olympus, respected by the most powerful beings, and had the best of friends. However, fate works in cruel ways, and everyone around him began to change. His friends had abandoned him, his girlfriend betrayed him, and our hero was banished to the darkest depths of Tartarus by the gods he had given so much for. What happens when he returns stronger than ever? Will he want revenge, or is he beyond repair?

Pipercy!! I know I know you think I'm weird for not doing percabeth right? So just read it and you might change your mind you never know ok?enjoy;)

The fight with Gaea is over, but with her death so comes others, including the beloved daughter of Athena. With grief, Athena convinces more than half of the counsel that Percy should be banished to Tartarus, a hell he barely escaped. He is thrown away. Years pass and a new war begins. The very personification where they sent their Hero comes to fight the gods. Tartarus had not only an army of monsters, but with him a powerfully being sides with him. The two together are too powerful for the gods and their children to fight, what will happen to them? Sound's kinda cliche, but there are twists like I usually put in. All rights go to Rick Riordan. Only time I will say this.