"hey" "hello. who are you?" "don't worry about that, butterfly" [texting fic; uncompleted] [pastel!dan x punk!phil]

[complete] dhizzle : can i call u mine? amazingphil : ugh ; 2009!phan ; copyright © 2018

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|

After a horrible relationship turns young millionaire Dan Howell off boys forever, he has no choice but to turn to machines for companionship. But once his PL-34071- or "Phil" as he is known- shows signs of free will, Dan realises he may have bought more than just a robot.

(completed) in which dan and phil are paired by a necklace system where you and your soulmate have matching charms triggers: SUICIDE, SELF HARM! don't read if you're easily triggered by those things, i want to see you safe !!

Phil is in love with his best friend Dan, whom is dating a girl named Becca. After 6 months, Phil can't take it anymore, sending him over the edge. After Dan finds him on the roof, about to jump, how will Phil cope keeping his real reason away from Dan? This was originally just a one-shot from my book of them, however I liked it too much to just leave it at that! Rated PG-13 as there are mentions of suicide, sexual references and there will be swearing throughout this book. boyXboy as per usual. ©chloemitzu [PG-13] Parents Strongly Cautioned

phan // sugar and smoke rings, i've been a fool

Philip, I miss you, I miss me, I miss us. If you guys are looking for a nice fluffy cute happy fic, don't read this one.

phan // in which a boy named dan leaves flowers with every step and phil wishes he could grow a garden in his small london apartment