[THIS IS A SAMPLE] Read the full story on Radish fiction. The link is in my Wattpad Bio. ---- Alexander isn't your typical nerd. He'll say what he wants, do what he wants, and verbally bash you while doing it. That's what Travis, a soccer player assigned to be tutored by Alexander, hates most about him. Confusing feelings, a drunken party, and a month of tutoring was all it took to get Travis to realize he was head over heels for the sharp-tongued Alex. Now, if only he knew where Alex's sarcasm switch was.

What if the SQUIP never helped Jeremy be popular? What if the SQUIP was actually like that one annoying friend that you have but keep because they're a precious cinnamon roll? What if the SQUIP tried to help Jeremy ask Michael out on a date? This story is complete, but I'm doing bonus chapters (Although, I suppose they're more like mini stories)! I do not own Be more chill and the characters. I do own this AU, though. As far as I'm concerned. IDK someone might've had a similar idea.

Based off of the kindergaren AU created by well, me!

Things have been going downhill for Jeremy ever since he got rid of the Squip. So after uncovering some long-buried feelings for his Player 1, Jeremy does something he knows he'll regret.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Jeremy Pascal - ein ganz normaler junge mit einem ganz normalem Leben. Er lebt zu Hause, geht in die Grundschule und hat sogar Freunde. Doch der Schein trügt. Er ist nicht normal. Vielleicht ist er ein Magier, ein Dämon oder doch nur ein typischer Jeremy Pascal. Findet es heraus.