"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

Star Butterfly is the sweet and popular foreign exchange student who came to Echo Creak High 2 years ago. She is practically 'royalty' in Echo Creak, and is a princess in her home detention, Mewni. Because of her, her friend group is also popular (or more than they were before): Jackie Lynn Thomas, Janna Ordonia, StarFan13 (who's more of just a servant that does random things while she fan-girls over Star even more), Brittney Wong*, and Pony Head (the humanized version). Out of a 'dare' while playing OREO at a sleepover with some friends, she has to get her ex-bestie, Marco Diaz, to ask her out. DISCLAIMER: I do not own SVTFOE or any of the characters. I know, that's been said a lot, and you probably know I don't own it, but I mean, yeah. If you don't know the game OREO, it's fine, I tried to explain it in the first chapter but I also changed the rules.

Alex, a boy raised in the carribean, wielding the power of ice, makes his way to America and into a college. Thinking he is the only one wielding unnatural power, he finds out everyone at this college has a power. He begins to make friends with others and live great, but he gains enemies that make his emotions out of control, as well as his control of his powers. Will he make it through the year, or will he destroy himself and others alongside him? [I just fucking realized how that sounds like frozen....... FUCK...... I even imagines him running on a path of ice he was creating inorder to get to America...... MAYBE ICE WASNT A GOOD CHOICE..... WELL FUCK IT, AS WE ALL KNOW I CANT WRITE DESCRIPTIONS SO...... BYE?]l

After breaking out of St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses, Star Butterfly goes into hiding on a dimension called Earth. There, she stays with Marco Diaz, the bad boy. They're complete opposites and hate each other right away. But will it always be that way? I do not own svtfoe or any of the characters.

Star Butterfly is the the Princess of Instagram until her followers starts shipping her with a handsome looking guy who's climbing up on the charts will star give in or just wait for it to play out? photos in the chapters don't belong to me and random people will be used for characters bare with me cause this something new for me lol

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