⇝Featured on Wattpad @humor profile⇜ Death is stuck in an odd conversation with its latest reap from Earth, and Death is not backing down. Cover by @wannabea-

i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Hi... If you like Oneshots, smut, and Jaspar. This is for you. Enjoy xx

Joe Has a secret, A secret Which is going to Effect the friendship With his Best friend and Roommate. But Caspar Also Has a Secret, A dirty Secret. That Joe Is yet to discover. Jaspar, The story of Love, Sex and a whole lot of Smutt.

Heyo, so this is a smut story between the ship Caspar. In the first chapter it's a little PG-13 Rayed but after that it's heated and I don't suggest reading if you do not like smut (described sex in stories). That's all, have a nice day!

//Good boys are bad boys that haven't been caught// ;Based off the 5 Second of Summer song Good Girls; "He's a good boy" "He's daddy's favorite" "He's a straight-A student" "I swear he lives in that library" //but in the back of the room, where nobody looks, he'll be with his boyfriend, he's not reading books...// "Good boys are bad boys that haven't been caught..." Louis is the dream child who is perfect in every way and is seen as the most pure, innocent, good child; Harry goes to the library to find that Louis is not even close to the innocence that he seems..

Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are in One Direction together. They are best friends, just like every other boy in the band. Soon they realize that they may have feelings for each other......... what happens??Lots of fans suspect Larry Stylinson ...... but what else happens behind the scenes? Narry? Lilo? Niam ? Ziam ?what's going on? Stay tuned for an extremely steamy and hot story. ;) (should be rated.... ummmm R or Nc- 17) haha check it out..... :)

I glanced over at Harry. He was looking back at me and I could see his mouth moving in that slow, sexy way of his, but I couldn't focus on what he was saying. I was too busy enjoying how pink and puffy his lips looked, imagining how soft they would feel and how red I could make them if I just leaned in and kissed him. I scooted closer to him and caught the scent of his shampoo. He smelled so clean and I wanted to bury my head in his curls and breathe him in. His eyes seemed to darken as he gazed at me. He was so fucking beautiful that it was almost painful to look at him, like staring at the sun. Harry raised an eyebrow at me and licked his lips, and before I knew what I was doing I was leaning in to whisper in his ear. "I need you." *** Zayn finds himself drawn to one of his band mates after a game of Truth or Dare gets out of hand. The events of this drunken night lead Zayn and Harry to question everything that they thought they knew about themselves. Can love prevail when their attempts to navigate a relationship while living in the spotlight are thwarted by girlfriends, management, fans, and even the other members of One Direction? WARNING: Explicit sexuality. **1st place winner in the boyxboy category of the 2014 1D Watty Awards**