"This book speaks to anyone with a neurodivergent brain, that may feel like an alien here on earth. I swear Browning made me laugh and cry and question reality...sometimes all in the same sentence." -JD Todd, author The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it. Potto is dim-witted, extremely forgetful and incredibly naïve. He wasn't always this way. Aye-Aye is devilishly shrewd and has boozed his way into a comfortable existence of incompetence and sleaze. How they ended up being two of the most wanted aliens in the galaxy is anyone's guess. Chased down by every oddball bounty hunter in the known universe, and befriended by a libidinous assassin, a fire-breathing reptilian, and a telepathic tree, their misadventures take them past Earth (the mall planet), to a floating sex circus, a planet of killer stuffed animals, an underground spaceship impound lot, and to a planet of reasonably priced bungalows. All while flying around in a ship powered by the brain waves of a psycho killer. A great prophecy proclaims that only "one of light, and one of dark" can save the universe from the dictatorship of The Node. That can't be Potto and Aye...Potto doesn't know what the word prophecy means, and neither know how to spell it. Part sci-fi epic, part absurd dark comedy, I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room is a comment on human behavior, depression, anxiety, and self-esteem. But way more fun than that sounds. So, do up your space seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy ride. Despite the lack of potholes in space. (Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd) *Completed! Enjoy! Highest rankings: #1 Adventure #1 Action #1 Science Fiction/Sci-fi #1 Misadventures #1 Absurd #1 Mindbending And all because of YOU. Thank you. *Now available in paperback from Story Well Publishing anywhere you like to order books! www.storywellpublishing.com Merch available at: www.theseanbrowning.come

DISCONTINUED. ADD TO LIBRARY FOR UPDATES ABOUT THE REWRITE. ― THERE IS DARKNESS IN MY BLOOD. Cassandra is surrounded by secrets. Secrets that she never even knew existed, secrets that were kept from her for her whole life. Who is Cassandra Tei? The eighteen year-old college freshman isn't who she thinks she is. She never was, and never will be. Something lurks within her. From the embers that whisper among her fingers, to the flames that weave through her veins, it's only growing stronger. It wants out. And soon she will learn that magic can be both a blessing and a curse. Cassandra's past is dark ― tainted by a legacy she wants nothing to do with. But her future might be even darker if she doesn't learn how to use her powers. ― Highest rank (before the ranking update): #282 in Fantasy 7/29/17 Book One of the Dark Flame Chronicles © 2017 by Viya Lei. All rights reserved. Tremendously, stupendously beautiful cover by @eosophobias

In which an introverted healer learns to deal with the greatest horrors of his life - socializing, dungeons, and psychopathic NPCs. Season 1 of Eliona's War *** Seth Veregin doesn't know the first thing about video games. But when he's gifted a beta copy of Eliona's War - a Virtual Reality online game that's the very first of its kind - he reluctantly gives it a try. Thus, Severance the healer is born. All he wants is to quietly explore on his own without having to deal with other people. Unfortunately for him, there's a few problems with that plan. Not only did he choose a class that's in high demand, but some players just won't take no for an answer. And the game NPCs? They definitely have a mind and an agenda of their own.

Miminda is a troublemaker at heart. She's a goblin. Trouble is her nature, and she's good at it. Khouri is a rebel without a cause, and down on his luck. Despite being from two different worlds their fates are intertwined in ancient and unexpected ways. When a demon's plot brings them together the pair and their friends must stand as one or fall to pieces. Win or lose neither the land of man nor The Under will be the same. Highest Rank: #2 in fantasyfiction(Dec. 5th, 2018)

As the first Lady Knight of Monrique, Juliette Van Helsing regularly deals with criminals who threaten the peace and security of her country. When a string of brutal murders among the nobility take place in quick succession, leaving behind one puzzle after another, she begins a race against time to find the murderer. Along the way, webs of lies, betrayals and greed are unravelled, and at each turn, she finds herself questioning her beliefs and assumptions. In the midst of all of this chaos, will she be able to fulfil her duty, and mayhap, find love?

So, you're THE GANGSTER???! Well I'm THE BITCH! I DARE YOU, to fall in love with me.... Ang storyang ito ay RATED SPG.. Punong-puno ng kasalanan, karahasan, kalaswaan at higit sa lahat, KAGANDAHAN.. Hohoho! :) ---Watch the TEASER sa side :) For more infos and updates, follow us on facebook... Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shes-The-Gangsters-Bitch/242608522596199 May official accounts na din lahat ng Characters ng STGB! Add them up guys! Thank you sooooo much!

Her name is Monique Lee Gomez Samonte, a rich girl who was sent back by her parents to the Philippines because of her bad attitude. She's a war freak bitch, black sheep of the family and most of all SHE'S SECRETLY A GANGSTER! What will happen if she play some sadistic game with this hot and handsome emotionless guy she just met while she was pretending as a nerd?