In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

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“So this is what happens when a major celebrity starts a fanpage for themselves.” [I TOTALLY APOLOGIZE FOR THE BEGINNING OF THIS STORY. I PROMISE IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER AT ABOUT THE CHAPTER SEVEN MARK AND ALSO I APOLOGIZE FOR THE EXTREME CARROT-NESS PRESENTED] PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS IG BESTIES Copyright © 2013 PaintingDiamonds