As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

"Sunshine, unicorn piss and highlighter glow, I now turn you into a po-ta-toe!" I shout, angrily pointing my wand at Pringle Ryder Badboyinson. "AHHHHHHH!" shouts Pringle in his manly husky batman voice. Except the voice is not coming from his mouth. It's coming from the tiny potato sitting on top of a crumpled leather jacket. "WHAT THE FRACK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, YOU SOGGY MACARONI??!!" ... Lily Hudson and Pringle Ryder Badboyinson are polar opposites, a good girl and a bad boy, who don't want anything to do with each other. As a matter of fact, they totally loathe other for no relevant reason. That is...until their worlds collide. Until Lily discovers she's Zayn Malik's wizard princess spy child and accidentally turns Pringle into a talking potato. Will she be able to revert him back into his original form and simultaneously save the world? DUN DUN DUN!! Read the book to find out more!! WARNING: Extreme plot twists, read at your own risk.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."