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Fuck is a Bad Word || Brendon Urie x Reader by Irisone
Fuck is a Bad Word || Brendon Urie x Reader
Irisone
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  • Parts 26
"Hey, you there in the middle." At a Panic! At The Disco concert, you manage to catch Brendon Urie's attention. . . Enough to make him fall in love with you. He begins to constantly brighten your day with your shared love for coffee, your duets, his smug jokes, and he never fails to find a way to make you warm up to him. But when you're met with trouble and a few bruises, what decision will the both of you make? To stay together and be physically hurt, or stay apart and be mentally hurt? "I'll never replace you, Brendon. This may sound cliché, but I couldn't even if I wanted to." Sequel is published! Go check it out! ///NEW COVER/// Cover made by me! @Maker_of_History made the first two covers in the history of this book! They did an amazing job! Gotta love 'em. [Brendon's wife will not be in this story. However, I have nothing against her. Much love to Sarah ❤️]
desolation (phan)  by audrat
desolation (phan)
audrat
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  • Parts 12
Years after his boyfriend's disappearance, Dan has been living alone, moping by himself and refusing to go out. He never gets any visitors, until one night there's a knock at his door, and he opens it to reveal someone he thought he'd never see again: his not-so-missing boyfriend, Phil Lester. Dan struggles to grasp the reality that his boyfriend really is alive, but everything is so different now. Should he throw his arms around Phil, or question what really happened?
suicide hotline / phan by kiremio
suicide hotline / phan
kiremio
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  • Parts 46
Dan's lost in a world of depression, drugs and self harm, and he's had enough. Well, that's until he meets a blue eyed boy called Phil in the most unexpected way. [COMPLETED] TRIGGER WARNING Highest rankings: #1 IN DANIEL HOWELL #9 IN AMAZINGPHIL #12 IN PHAN #7 IN DAN #1 IN PHANFICTION #335 IN DEPRESSION
Klance oneshots by phanperson2232
Klance oneshots
phanperson2232
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  • Parts 140
Hey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that is to be expected after all. This was one of my first experiences with writing, so yeah. Also, sometimes (rarely now) I will use this book at a Voltron shitpost so... Yeah. Warnings are ALWAYS before the story and if there is some warnings I forgot it you would like me to add PLEASE MESSAGE ME! It is absolutely NO inconvenience for me, and as long as everyone here is having a good time and feels safe, that's all I care about. If you read all of that, thank you for taking time for that! If you're only just reading this, I would absolutely LOVE it if you at least skimmed over the paragraph above! -Adrian (previously Rowan, than Damion, then Rowan again because what's consistency) Disclaimer: I don't own most of the drawings or videos in this books, all credit towards the owners (and if you happen to know if some of the artists didn't want that picture reposted could you please let me know so I can remove it? Thanks!)
His Guardian Angel (Phanfic) by dawnstopherdun
His Guardian Angel (Phanfic)
dawnstopherdun
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  • Parts 12
Dan Howell lived alone in his flat. Or at least he thought. Things would randomly happen like if he lost something it would randomly appear next to him out of nowhere. If he was having a bad day things that made Dan happy would be randomly right next to him. What happens when he finally sees the gorgeous creature (Phil Lester) that lives with him? Read on to find out. (First phanfic. Hope you guys like my story. ^-^ Picture cover does not belong to me. No trigger warnings. ^-^)
The Way He Looks by DanToYourPhil
The Way He Looks
DanToYourPhil
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  • Parts 23
Dan is a teenage boy whose only friend is his best friend, PJ. Dan never gets to experience the things the other kids get to experience. Dan never drank, Dan never traveled, Dan never even kissed someone. Dan couldn't do any of these things because of his disability. It wasn't his fault that he was blind though. So, instead of trying to achieve his goals, Dan gives up and settles on his plain life with PJ. Until one day, Phil arrives. *Based on the movie Hoje Quero Voltar Sozinho (The Way He Looks)* THERE IS SMUT IN THIS STORY SO YEAH JUST A WARNING FOR THAT
Savior ↛ Phan by -aesthetichowell
Savior ↛ Phan
-aesthetichowell
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  • Parts 29
"Why are you always so sad and gloomy?" "What's so wrong with being sad?" "Everything."
Mr. Perfect and Me (phan) // Under Editing by -aesthetichowell
Mr. Perfect and Me (phan) // Under Editing
-aesthetichowell
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  • Parts 14
Dan's the most popular boy in school who's 'madly in love' with his girlfriend Caelyn. Dan finds out that things in him are changing and goes to Phil, the kid who gets bullied for his sexuality. Things happen between Dan and Phil, but will it be a happy ending? (This is a smut FREE phanfic. There will be NO smut)
Intriguing (phan) by -phantasizing-
Intriguing (phan)
-phantasizing-
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  • Parts 18
'don't do that. don't act like you care. i might do something stupid, like open up to you.' {or the one where phil has a photographic memory and dan is telekinetic} STARTED - 11/12/16 COMPLETED - 16/02/17
Black Film | Phan (COMPLETE) by Alltimeray
Black Film | Phan (COMPLETE)
Alltimeray
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  • Parts 28
Social anxiety ridden Phil Lester meets socially active, energetic, Dan Howell in his film class.