This is an Alternate Universe where the Marvel characters are strippers instead of superheros. I don't own any of the lyrics or characters except for Lilly, for I am she. I will add personal ships such as Claia, Piegan and JilLoki. Rated Mature for sexual references and mild swearing.

Clint Barton is proving himself a more...playful character than you originally thought him to be when he suggests, on a bland afternoon, a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.