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A Secret Service [NOW PUBLISHED] by joymoment
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Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your wrist, taking away your baseball career. And finally you, Finch," she said, looking to the last guy. "I'm going to bust your ankle because I don't like the way you walk." She slid her hands into her pockets. "Now, how does that sound to all of you? And please feel free to look amused, skeptical or patronizing at this point. I'll have all the more fun wiping the expressions off your faces." Carter Owens, daughter of a Secret Service agent, is trained to disassemble any weapon, any situation, and anyone. Her biting sarcasm and razor-sharp mind make her impossible to beat in a word fight and when talking doesn't work, she uses her fists. She attends Hamilton Prep, Washington D.C.'s most prestigious high school, where everyone is related to someone in power, except her. When Hamilton Prep receives a flood of new students, Carter's role as social outcast changes when she makes two unexpected friends. Friends who are hiding a secret. As Carter uncovers the truth, she confronts challenges she is unequipped to handle and finds herself in a dangerous situation. For a girl trained to see everything, Carter never saw this coming. "This is one of those books that seem like it won't be really good, but then it's mindblowing-ly amazing and then you're questioning life =)" - rwrites07 "#rr for like the 10th time haha love this book" - tahls16 "I loved this book, it wasn't cringey cliche or stupid. I normally hate third person books but I loved this and all the characters, especially carter." - lenathedov Editor's Choice Talk of The Town #1 Teen Fiction, #1 Fiction #1 Love #1 Completed #1 New Adult #1 Friendship #1 Funny #1 Drama
Whipped ✔ by TahliePurvis
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When Sheriff's daughter, Maisie, is about to lose her grandmother's bakery, she enlists the help of four delinquents who are seconds away from prison.
Wedding Flowers [Completed] by brookeallyson254
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Highest Rank: #1 in ChickLit Addison Thomas has been fascinated with flowers since she was little. Her and her mom would plant flower after flower making their home look like a flower shop. Addy has made her dream of opening a flower shop come true with the help of her friend. Marilyn Thomas' Flowers is bustling with business. She never expects to have to create floral arrangements for her ex-neighbor, ex-bestfriend, ex-boyfriend Graham Fields. Oh, and she's invited to the wedding. Now Addy has to find a date, travel three hours, and create the perfect flowers for a wedding she wishes would never happen.
Waffle Cones (#1) by evethespy
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"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.
My Crazy Cinderella Story by payphonerocks
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Why hello readers! Okay, so here's the introduction to my life Hi, my name is Alexis Black but most people just call me Alex and here is my life story. I am a seventeen year old, velvet red haired, brown eyes, tan skinned really crazy, bad ass girl who has the power to move things with her mind and read people's minds. Yeah that right! I can read your mind so you better think twice about your thoughts before thinking them! If that made sense...oh whatever do it anyways! I live with an evil, famous, fashion designer, and business owner, gorgeous biological mother who hates my chocolate loving guts! Thanks to the monster that came into our lives and destroyed them! Along with my mother, I live with my step sister that was left behind by the monster. My step sister is a real big meanie bo-beanie who is adored by my mother. My mother hates me and loves my step sister. Isn't it suppose to be the other way around? WELCOME TO MY LIFE! Don't worry there is much more to my life then just this. The thing is I just don't know about the more part of my life just yet.