What happens when the secret documents of bias find their way into Arda? Well, to make a long story short, One giant whacky Mess. *********************************** DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Tolkien's Works or anything else from his Legendarium. Neither do I own 'sekrit documints' or what is known as 'Russian Bias' for those are War game Memes. WARNING: This is my first 'real' Fanfiction. It might be a bit . . . not that good. *********************************** Hope y'all enjoy!

Do you need a step-by-step tutorial on How to conquer Valinor? Well, you've come to the right person: My name is Tar Calion and I've been planning to conquer Valinor for quite some time now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISCLAIMER: I do not own Tolkien's Legendarium nor do I own most of the pictures used.

Reeves and Violet are Pen pals on Wattpad. They Role-play together, and even are on first name basis. The two live on different sides of America, until Violet's family decides to take a trip to Oregon, so the two hatch up a plan to meet. The plan goes sour, and the two end up going into a world they both never expected to be in. But it might just get them killed. I DON'T OWN LORD OF THE RINGS OR THE HOBBIT! ALL THOSE BELONG TO J.R.R. TOLKIEN AND PETER JACKSON

(INDEFINITE HIATUS) As far as Morifinwë Carnistir was concerned, release was supposed to be impossible. That was what he'd been told, what he'd nearly taken for granted, since the moment he entered those dark Halls. His crimes, his oath, the elves he killed in his struggles, served as clear enough reason for that sentence. And Caranthir had done nothing to beg for pardon. Third Age now, they were saying. What did he care? And the war that raged outside, the work of a returning Sauron, wasn't important to dead souls. Apparently, the Valar had other ideas. This is the tale of the War of the Ring, and how it all deteriorated into chaos when an unplanned visitor swooped in against all odds, changing history as it was written, and perhaps causing a bit too much drama for these newer, higher times. (This fic is currently on a forever hiatus, BUT you can find a sequel fic written by the amazing @HaltandCrowley13 ! Check out their page for the continuation!!!)

#1 in Tolkien, #1 in Silmarillion, #1 in Lord of the Rings, #1 in Elrohir, #1 in Dunedain First in LotR series, Fëanoriel Chronicles. Written in 2012. Awaiting rewrite. *** Miril has been raised by Halbarad of the dúnedain after her forebearers came from Arnor, and before that Numenor, and even before that from Beleriand. She and her family are destined for things she doesn't quite comprehend yet. Though a seasoned ranger already, having faced the trials of the North for nearly 40 years, things hardly get easier with age. But before she can step into her own story, she journeys with her best friends, the twin sons of Elrond, running errands leading up to the War of the Ring. Her love of battle and craving for revenge for a death in her past leads to a discovery coming to light that some thought should've been kept hidden. They also might point to the truth of her parentage. When she starts having strange dreams about a swan ship, an oathbreaker, and a shining jewel, things just get crazier. Elrohir/OC *** Internal timeline will stretch from beginning of Lord of the Rings into the Fourth Age post War of the Ring with flashbacks. Needs a rewrite and general editing since it's 6+ years old, but I still like the premise and it spawned many sequels so... Please bear that in mind. *** FOR LORE: -BOOK CANON, not movies -Some liberties taken with the Ban of the Valar. -Technically this is Ninth Walker, not Tenth Walker (a more canon compliant version).

Amazing cover made by @Stars_Alight "If Boromir is to come to life threatening harm, then you will take the blows meant for him without hesitance. If Boromir is to be attacked on his journey, then you shall die in his stead. Is this understood, Soldier?" "......Yes, my lord." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boromir has been sent to The Last Homely House in the West (Rivendell) to represent Gondor in The Council of Elrond. To discuss the fate of the One Ring. And even though Steward Denthor is unwilling to be parted from his 'Loyal Son', his need to possess the One Ring is greater. And yet, there is no one else Denthor trusts to successfully take up this task for him... So to kill two birds with one stone, as the saying goes, Denthor orders a guard to accompany Boromir on his journey to Rivendell, to act as his 'human shield'. But just who is this guard, who always keeps his helm low over his face? His identity is one Boromir will be forced to discover for himself before the very end... Started 6/10/18 - #16 in Gondor 7/20/18 #7 in Faramir 7/31/18 #18 in Peril 9/8/18

Sequel to "A Different Kind of Heaven," but takes place thirty-six Valian Years later (340+ Earth years). Top ranked #1 in Silmarillion, #1 in Maedhros, #1 in Fingon *** Eve and Findekáno are enjoying their courtship. Turukáno and Elenwë are married. Artanis and Iríssë are adults. Nelyafinwë continues to third wheel. Only this time, Melkor is around. Seeds of strife are sown in Valinor, seeds that will sprout weeds soon enough. Eve, once of the world of Earth and now mostly accustomed to elven life, finds herself caught in a family feud to rival anyone from her own world. What began with half-brothers slowly extends to half-cousins until she is caught between her adopted brothers and the love of her life. With Melkor in play and the Silmarils shining, how will she navigate the politics of Valinor? *** BASED ON A REVERSAL OF DANTE'S DIVINE COMEDY - PURGATORIO *** Part Two of The Airequalmë. Begins Year of the Trees 1400. *** Story begun: 5/28/2018 Story completed: 11/16/2018

Official Wattpad Tolkien Fanfic Top ranked #1 in Silmarillion, #1 in Tolkien Top 10 in Silmarillion from 2018-2024 Top ranked #1 in Fingon, #1 in Maedhros *** Eve, celebrating her birthday on New Year's Eve, ends up, well... Let's just say she isn't in New England anymore. Join the first story of Eve's new journey in her new life among elves and Ainur. Placed in the care of Lady Nerdanel, she grows close to the seven brothers, the sons of Fëanor, and with their half cousins, the sons and daughters of Fingolfin and Finarfin. Visit Alqualondë, visit Tirion, visit Valmar and the Two Trees, all during the Noontide of Valinor, in perfect bliss where only the death of Míriel has caused shadow. Love and laughter, friendship and wonder are her constant companion as she recovers from the event that stranded her in Arda. *** BASED ON A REVERSAL OF DANTE'S DIVINE COMEDY - PARADISO *** The first in a trilogy of Silmarillion fics called The Airequalmë (Divine Tragedy), A Different Kind of Heaven takes place prior to the detailed account in the book itself. Book two (A Different Kind of Purgatory) will pertain to the Unchaining of Melkor, and book three (A Different Kind of Hell) recounts her experience during the Flight of the Noldor. Books One and Two and the beginning of Three utilize the Quenya names for the Eldar, before transitioning to mostly Sindarin during the latter half of Three. Name keys are provided. *** Awards: First Place and Best Male Character in Silmarillion, also Overall Tolkien Winner in @thetolkienawards, Third Place in Tolkien Club Awards Began: January 1, 2018 Completed: May 28, 2018 Final Word Count: 63,364

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