Rather than spamming my message board with nonsense, I'll just put it in a book.

The guide for dummies on how to write the hottest story on wattpad. Learn the tricks of the trade from the loser. I have tried many a times and have learned from my mistakes. Read to find out how to reach the pinnacle of the What’s Hot list. Total money back guarantee! (’cause let's face it,you’re not paying me any) WARNING:- This tells you how to write the Hottest story in wattpad and not the best. Most of this is sarcasm and should be taken as such.