My name is Ivory Lennon Grimm. My tale is the opposite of what a fairytale is supposed to be. Fairytales are made to start out with a pretty face and a sad sob story, and end with a life lesson and a gorgeous prince who owns about two Ferraris, four mansions, and a butler name Bob. While other girls don't have to worry about getting the perfect guy, I'm pretty sure my prince charming blocked me in Facebook. I'll bet you all my Star Wars posters that I got the 'beast', the 'grouch', the 'toad', but instead of turning into an Abercrombie and Fitch model, he'll just dump me after he finds out that I kiss as bad as Jasper sings. So in other words, I have no experience in dating or getting out of awkward situations. I blame it on my luck, that dang thing ran out years ago. And to make it better, there's this person who's bugging me and telling me what to do. He doesn't even want to show his face. Weird huh? Guess what makes it weirder. He is doing the exact same thing to this other guy I hate. No, not that hate that later turns into love like all those cliche chic-flic stories. No, I hate him with a passion. Realised it yet? We have to work together to know who the hell is sending us these threats. Hell. No. Let me introduce you to The Blackmailer. Btw stop reading this and press that button that says 'Start Reading'. Maybe even vote, comment and share. Don't worry, I might even not blackmail you to do it ;).

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When your brother throws you a wig, you wear it. Vivian and Sawyer King are twins. They were a team and the only family they ever needed. But a new town changes their comfortable dynamic. As Sawyer is compelled to slip out of his new school, because of his needy girlfriends he seeks the help of his sister. When Sawyer asks his twin sister to pose as him, Vivian finds herself in a tight situation. Soon, Sawyer welcomes Vivian to the world of 'Dude'; where football, girls, and Bros are all included. But being your brother isn't an easy task. Vivian finds herself in awkward encounters, drunken mishaps, and in the company of many...many love triangles. Add a couple oblivious parents, a virginator, a double life, a group of kids known as the Intimidation Nation, and two boys vying for your affection, and you have Vivian's not so normal life. ||BEST RANKING: #1 IN HUMOR|| ||BEST RANKING: #5 IN FUNNY|| ||BEST RANKING: #83 IN TEEN FICTION ||

Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. Vena has lived in this apartment all through the past year and just as the new school year is right around the corner, the landlord decided that she would raise the rent. James Hendersom, a nineteen year old guy has been recently kicked out of his dorm for smoking cigarettes. He now has been living with his parents until he can find a place of his own. He has been searching and searching for the past week and could not find anything, until just a few days ago. James was looking through the ads, again and one popped out more then all the others sitting on that plain "Looking for roommate. Contact Vena Anderson for further information" *This Wattpad story is rated Mature for strong language and some sexuality* Book One of the 'I Am Living With An Idiot' series. This book is currently being edited and revised because in some aspects it is so horrible, so I am working on it!!

ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTICE Hi, My name is Gabriella Jackson. You can call me Gabby or Ella, whatever you please. The least I can say about my life is that IT IS CRAZY. let's see Popular elder brother+ two evil little brothers+ a nerdy sweet sister+ a hormonal best friend+ a bad ass best friend+ slightly mad parents = crazy crazy drama But what happens when you add a bad boy, a player, some pranks and a whole match making career to this equation ?....Well lets just say my life is going to turn into a recipe for disaster and every moment the only thing I keep repeating is "Whoa.. Wait, What?!!" But hold on! Lets not get ahead of ourselves shall we? Let's start from the very beginning... AN- If you have miraculously tumbled across this book, do give it a chance. Cover credits : @Dynamicdyuti Highest ranking - #4 in humour

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

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Book Two of TGGBB Series Naomi Lorraine, who used to be or still known as Nerdy Naomi, looks forward in her thick rimmed glasses to a life without the fear of being bullied. She no longer has to take up the laughs, insults, and bruises high school once gave her, at least she hopes not as much. With her bullies finally realizing there's no point to dedicating their lives to make one person miserable, Naomi thinks she can live out the rest of her life normally. That is until her childhood friend, Dominic, crashes back into her life, throwing out that hope of having a normal life- Not like she had one in the beginning. That is because she has the Three Musketeers -Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch- by her side. Together, they faced the adventures life threw at them and would have never thought that anything, or anyone, could break them. Oh, but don't worry. Really, you're overthinking things here. This is nothing to stress over about. It's still quite simple really. She's still their good girl. And they're still her bad boys. Right?

Chloe Wilcox is Chip Pemberton's best friend. Chloe love lacrosse and is the only girl on the all guy team. What happens when Chloe's parents and the Pemberton's parents have to flee the county because they ran into trouble with the FBI, and the Pemberton's aunt Mick has to look after them, and chloe moves in until her parents get back.

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