marissa jones is forced to go a boarding school in London after her parents get a huge job opportunity there. cover by @soundthealarm © British_Irish1D, 2015, All Rights Reserved

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

One thing you should know about Cassie Nectar, is that she has a physco boyfriend. He's possessive, and treats her like a slave more than a girlfriend. So when she takes up the courage to put an end to their relationship - he's not happy. So much so, he tries to hurt her, but she's saved. By the dark haired and blue eyed boy that happens to be Louis Tomlinson. But is she safe?

My name is Eleanor Calder. You might know who I am. I model, but millions of teenage girls knew me as the girl who dated Louis Tomlinson from One Direction. Yeah, I said dated. No we did not break up. How are we not together if we didn't break up? He died. Louis Tomlinson died. As well as: Niall Horan Liam Payne and Harry Styles. You may recognise them as well. As well as a girl named Danielle Peazer, my best friend. Also Liam Payne's girlfriend. Dead. Gone. There one day and gone the next. Deceased. Get it now? Not in complete shock? One other thing, did you notice that there was one missing from the list? Someone who is usually mentioned? Someone by the name of Zayn Malik? Well he's still alive. Right here next to me, right now. He says hello. This is our story of what happened when One Direction died. The world will never be the same. I guarantee it.

Meet Maya Parsons. She's laid back, carefree and possibly one of the nicest girls you could meet. She'll always stand up for the ones she cares about, especially her best friend in the whole world, Emily Parker. There isn't a secret between them. Well... That is until Emily brings Maya to her cousin, Liam's party. This is a massive secret! When a certain Niall Horan takes interest in Maya, what will happen? Will she like him back or will she hate him so much that even Emily seems like a better dating option? Takes time to realize stuff you would have never thought would happen to you, right? But something is going to get in Maya's way.... **1D are only known in England, like they were in 2011, but this is set in 2013. Not as famous as they are nowadays. May contain sexual content, enjoy ;)**