123itsmeee
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❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞
❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞
❝Just give me the order.❞
❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞
❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending them to yourself.❞
❝That's beside the point!❞
❝Okay, so remind me, why are we delivering flowers from yourself to your house?❞
❝So that my mom thinks I have a love life. Duh.❞
❝Well, do you?❞
❝Um... of course...❞
❝Then why are you buying yourself flowers?❞
❝...❞
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